{At the "International Pokemon Convention"....}
Kid: OH WOW! IMPORTS! WITH NAMES I DON'T EVEN KNOW!
Man: Hello...Poke-Kid!
Kid: Wow! There are ALOT of new things!
Girl: Really?
Kid: What the-- who's that? {thinks} She's VERY beautiful...
Man: Oh, this is Rumi-chan. She is my friend.
Rumi: Hello.
Boy: Trying to steal my girlfriend! Baka! {Idiot, in the worst sense, a bad word!}
Rumi: This my boyfriend, Tako!
Kid: Can you name the names in Japanese, and English?
Rumi: Yes, let's see there is...Fushigidane which is Bulbasaur...there is Fushigisou which...
{10 minutes later...}
Tako: There!
Rumi: Now...
Kid: {thinks} Rumi is Tako's boyfriend???? {big waterfall of tears} NO! {said} Name them in French!
Tako: You do it!
Kid: Me? {thinks} What?! I don't know how...
{A crowd gathers...}
Man: They must of seen us on that site, "PokeYrics!"!!
Tako: SO?! {taps his foot}
Kid: {thinks} Huh? I know who they are but...I want to waste my breath! {said} Pokemon battle!!!
Tako: Fine!
Kid: For the love of Rumi!!!
Man: Rumi...the one off of Perfect--
People: SHHHHHHH!!!
Tako: We will use three Pokemon each! Go first!
Kid: {thinks} With these unatural wings...wrong song! I want to be the best... {said} Who should I choose?! Let's go! Mew!
Tako: {smirks} You'll be destoryed! MYUUTSU! {Mewtwo!}
Kid: {gasps}
{We see Satoshi, Ash, and Sacha in the crowd}
Satoshi: Nan' da?!
Ash: Who or what are they?!
Sacha: Mon dieu! {My God!}
Kid: {thinks} What should I do? {said} Psychic!!!
Tako: Myuutsu! Start killing! Do whatever you want, just kill the monster!
Kid: Psychic! {thinks} It's not working!
{Mew screams...}
Kid: {thinks} NO! MEW! Come back!
Tako: Give up, Mewtwo is the best!
Kid: Steelix! Attack!
Tako: Huh?! No! Mewtwo! Return! Waninoko!
Kid: NO! Steelix watch out!
Tako: Missed! Waninoko...ATTACK!
Kid: Steelix...NO! {thinks} It's hurt badly...Steelix!
Tako: HA!
Kid: {thinks} My last Pokemon... {slowly raises his Pokeball..} GO!!! Ditto!
Tako: What?!
Kid: See that Pokemon, Ditto? Change into it!
Tako: NO! A Rizaadon!
{Waninoko is fried...}
Tako: Come on back! METAMON! {throws his Pokebooru!}
Metamon: Meta?!
{Metamon sees Ditto!}
Metamon: META!
Tako: Metamon, henshin yo! {Metamon, transform!}
{Metamon transforms into...Kamekusu!}
Kid: A Blastoise?!
Man: Ya know, a blastoid is a type of rock...or is it a mineral?
{Side note: Thanks to Tomo sensei for this!}
Kid: OK! Attack! {Ditto transforms into Blastoise!}
Tako: OK! Say "Bye!" {Metamon transforms into Rizaadon!}
{Rizaadon hits Blastoise with a deadly shot of fire...}
Kid: Get up! I want Rumi! GET UP! NO!!!
Tako: I win...
Kid: Rumi...
Rumi: Poke-Kid...here. {kisses him on the cheek}
Man: Ah, amor?
Sacha: Amor? Oł? {Where?}
Ash: Amor! Like when I uh...I don't know!
Satoshi: Amor wa "ai", ne? {Amor is "ai", right?}
Tako: Rumi...
Rumi: {laughs}
Man: It's OK, Poke-Kid.
Kid: I'm buying imports...love can wait!
Man: HEY! It's Kasumi!
Satoshi: Kasumi da yo!
Sacha: Ondine?
Ash: What?! Is it, Misty?!
Man: Idiot! Get in style!
Poke Kid: All ISN'T fair in love, and war!
THE END
