Kid: GOLD!
Man: Oh please, no!
Kid: AND SIL-VER!!
{"OK" plays in the background}
Music: Golden smile and silver tears...
Man: That's exactly what we are feeling right now!
Kid: Hoothoot, Chikorita, Snubble, and Marrill!! I got those four...now to get more!
Man: He's crazy. His parents have been locked up to do to his long last addiction to Pokemon...
Kid: It's "G" and "S", man!
Man: "G" and "S", all right!
Kid: I love the new episodes! It's...it's...Umbreon!
Man: {sarcastic} Oh my God!
Kid: I love my new "G" and "S" hat!
Man: I never knew they had a G and S hat...
Kid: I'm Nintendo of America's biggest customer!
Man: {sweatdrop} We can tell!
Kid: I have the Neo Genesis cards!
Man: Uh...
Kid: And a bunch of plushies! {hugs his plush Marrill}
Man: Plushies? {question mark appears by head}
Kid: Plush animals...or in this case...POKEMON G AND S FIGURES!!!
Man: I'm scared.
Kid: I have Entei and LUGIA! Also those Unknown thingys..
Man: Thingys?
Kid: Get with the program! Thingys are "things"!
Man: Why couldn't you just say "Thing--"?
Kid: Because "thingys" is so cool!
Man: He talks like Ash, or Satoshi or Sacha to the ones who are sane.
Kid: Sacha?
Man: The French Satoshi!
Kid: Satoshi?
Man: Uhhh...do I have to say this?...ASH!!
Kid: You're beet red.
Man: I'm angry!
Kid: Chill...
Man: {hums to himself "OK!"}
Kid: Uhhh...what the...
Man: A blending of two cultures is so goo--.
Kid: Terrible.
Man: What? You can't even play that Pokemon theme!
Kid: Play?
Man: On a instrument. {plays a invisible flute}
Kid: You're right. But I can always try!
Man: Just like Yuki! She did get third chair, ya know.
Kid: Third chair?
Man: Her section is ranked by chair. First chair is the best, like Japanese Pokemon, while the last chair is terrible, like American Pokemon.
Kid: But they broadcast American Pokemon on the Japanese T.V., ya know.
Man: {crying stream of tears} And it's terrible!
{The Man keeps crying...}
THE END
