Man: Yes you can! Don't give up!
{Rumi walks by...}
Rumi: Poke-Kid...
Poke-Kid: Ru-mi...
Man: No,no,no! NOT A FLASHBACK...!!!!
Tako: I win...
Kid: Rumi...
Rumi: Poke-Kid...here. {kisses him on the cheek}
Rumi: Tako...he dumped me...
Poke-Kid: Why Rumi?
Man: {holds up a newspaper} Well, Poke-Kid, according to this Japanese newspaper...it was because Ichiro Suzuki was traded to the Seattle Mariners...
Poke-Kid and Rumi: Huh?
Man: ...I mean because Tako became higher than you on the scale of collecting American Pocket Monsters things...
Rumi: Not just that...but...he fell for a American trainer...
Man: ...among other things.
Rumi: I want to get revenge on her for her beating me with a special type of Pokemon...
Poke-Kid: Dark type?
Rumi: No...American.
Man: Oh, who is it this time? {makes a disgusted face} Celebi? Entei? Lugia? Mewtwo?
Poke-Kid: There's no such type!
Man: {whispers to Poke-Kid} This wouldn't be a good time to call Rumi a liar... and actually there is a certain type of one Pokemon called "American".
{Side Note: There isn't a "American" type, but for the purposes of Rumi's problem...there is.}
Man: That's true, Side Note person!
Poke-Kid: Rumi...what is the American type's name?
Rumi: Sandy.
Poke-Kid: How can we beat it?
Rumi: I only have cute Pokemon, ya know?
Poke-Kid: Aaahhh...
Man: Don't tell me he's going to start naming off his American Pokemon...
Poke-Kid: I may be able to help...
Rumi: Uhh...Poke-Kid, don't look now, but there's Tako and his new girlfriend!
Man: Or somethin'!
Poke-Kid: {turns around to see Tako and his girlfriend far away} Oh my...
Man: Goddess!
Poke-Kid: Do you know what this means?
Rumi: Fukushuu! {Revenge!}
Poke-Kid: Huh?
Man: Revenge! Don't you read subtitles?
Poke-Kid: No...
Man: Oh, yeah! You're a dubbie!
Tako: {sarcastic} Well, well, Rumi...and look! There's my old rival...Poke-Kid!
Poke-Kid: You better leave...
Man: Why do I have to leave?
Poke-Kid: Oh, all right, stay...but watch out!
Tako's Girlfriend: Well...Rumi, again? Come back to live in filth once more?
Rumi: Iyaa! Temae wa baka!!!! {runs toward Tako's girlfriend}
Man: {to Poke-Kid and audience} She's saying that she's not going to live in filth! Oh my Koi Kingu, and Pikachuu too! She's going to run into a hand to hand battle with Tako's girlfriend!!!!
{A powerful beam is about to hit Rumi...}
Poke-Kid: RUMI!!!!
THE END ????
{Of Rumi???!}
