Man: {singing to the tune of "Lucky Lucky"} First I walk and the door n' smell some turkey.
Soon I found out later, it was beef jerkey {Kid: Beef jerkey?}
Those shadows on the wall, were not from the turkey.
But they were from Pikachuu, battling Dogasu.
I'm lucky enough to eat you! Hello, little Fushigidane.
I'm so lucky to be a {Pippi: Hippi!}
Throw those Nyasu out the door!
Or I'll eat your KOI-KINGU! {No, wait, I can't!}
Now I laugh and cry when I see a turkey.
I will kill Pikachuu, ha ha ha-ha ha! {Kid: La la la, what?!}
I throw out my monsters, cuz I've been tricked
Then I'm going get even with Kusaihana!
I'm lucky enough to eat you! Hello, little Fushigidane.
I'm so lucky to be a {Pippi: Hippi!}
Don't ya wish you were me?
I'm lucky enough to eat you! Now I'm ready to Mewtwo {Eat you}
I'm so lucky to be a {Pippi: Hippi!}
Now to eat a-gain
Come here, MATDATSUBOMI!
I'm sorry little flower
Kill the starmie
Why are you being so slow?
Are you being what the Amerikan-jin call a SLOWBRO?
Got to get a shower, because it's rush hour
Got to get up early to shopping, hee hee!
E-A-T M-E Eat Me!
E-A-T M-E Eat Me!
T-U-R-K-E-Y Turkey!
T-U-R-K-E-Y Turkey!
