Kid: {sees the ad} WOW! POKEMON 2000! WOW!!!
Man: Where's my stuffed Koi Kingu?!
Kid: HA HA! I can't wait! WHOO HOO!
Man: {gets sick} I think I'm about to hurl.
Kid: ...Nintendo,4 Kids Entertainment, and everyone else are the BEST!
Man: HOLY Fushigidane! {retreats to the restroom}