{Young, actually 10 year old, Ketchup Satsujin was sleeping, dreaming about the Tokémon he would choose tomorrow, to become the world’s best Tokémon trainer!}
{Anyway he keeps talking in his sleep, when he throws his clock at the wall on accident...}
Satsujin: What time is it?!!!! Damn, late!
{Then he runs clutching his blue cap with the letter “T” on it, to Prof. Poisonivy’s little house}
Satsujin: Am I late?
Poison: Yes, you are Satsujin....but I saved a Tokémon just for you....
{He looks at the cans that the Tokémon are in}
{He throws one}
Satsujin: Surely a Kazid... {a lizard fire type}
{Nothing comes out of the can} Satsujin: Damn! Maybe I got a Nerdgame! {A turtle water type}
{Nothing!}
Satsujin: F*ck! Maybe a Fushisaur!
{Nothing}
Poison: Oh Satsujin! No, someone took them all!
Satsujin: SH**!!!
{Satsujin starts strangling Poisonivy}
Poison: {gagged} But, I have one-more....!!!!
Satsujin: {stops strangling Poisonivy}What is it!? Where is it?!
{A yellow-electric type comes out of a bin}
Satsujin: What the fuc...?!!!
Poisonivy: It’s name is Freakachu! It’s a electric mouse...sort of.
Satsujin: I’m gonna kill you!
Poisonivy: Better not, because someone else might want this Tokémon...
Satsujin: Fine! I’ll take the damn thing!
{Satsujin runs off with Freakachu, and past his mother}
Satsujin: Bye MOM!!! {thinks} You big whore!
{They come to a clearing...}
Satsujin: Freakachu, I hate you! You stupid Tokémon!
{Freakachu shocks Satsujin}
Satsujin: What the hell? Hmm....anyway I wonder what this thing is I cobbed from Poisonivy’s lab....
{He holds up a red computer thing with a green button}
Computer voice: I’m your Toké Zudex! I can tell you what Tokémon you are looking at! I belong to Satsujin!
Satsujin: This is better than a Tokémon...well better than Freakachu!
{We see a bird in the distance}
Zudex: Point me at the bird!
{Satsujin points him at the bird}
Zudex: This bird is Spearoni, a angry stupid bird!
{The bird hears this and starts attacking Satsujin...Freakachu shocks the bird}
Satsujin: Good work Freakachu! {thinks} I’ll use this son of a glitch to get me Tokémon!
{Then thousands of Spearoni attack Satsujin, and Freakachu}
Satsujin: Freakachu kill them!!!
{Freakachu does nothing}
Satsujin: Well “F” you then!!!!!
{Satsujin runs crushing a bike}
Girl: Hey! My name is Pissty! You’re paying Satsujin!!
{He keeps running}
{Satsujin turns to face the Spearoni}
Satsujin: You know who I am!!! I’m...
{He twists his hat around to fifty sides before he finds the right place}
Satsujin: SATSUJIN!!!! So, Spearoni! Face me!!! Freakachu, get in the Tokécan! Save yourself!
{Freakachu jumps on Satsujin’s shoulder....}
Satsujin: What are you doing???? Don’t kill me!!!
{Then jumps off, and shocks all the Spearoni}
Satsujin: You did it, Freakachu!!! Now, Toké can!!!!
{He throws the can}
Narrator: Now that Satsujin has got his first Tokémon, he is off!
THE END