Disclaimer: I never had the idea of a vampire slayer with a wicked roundhouse kick. Or a vampire with a big fucking skull. Buffy and Gang belong to Joss and WB.
It was a calm night. The air was warm but a little moist, so he knew it was going to storm soon. He did so love a good walk in the rain, maybe if he was lucky he would have a good fight and get to fuck a certain slayer. While he was thinking to himself he saw Buffy, laying down with her eyes closed. She appeared to have been knocked out, so he wasn't worried; hell that happens alot while slaying. When he got closer he caught the sight of the pills scattered around her mouth, he started to panic.
She heard him coming. She had been planning this all day. She was tired of fucking Angelus without knowing if he gave a good shit about her or not. She was no two cent whore, she knew she loved him though. She loved Angel of course, but Buffy had always been prone to go with the bad boy. She loved how Angelus wasn't so damn cautious, he didn't treat her like she'd break. He was much more fun to spar with then any fucking Spike the Hellmouth wanted to toss at her. She came up with a brilliant plan, she was going to fake her death and see herself a reaction. If he cried he was baited, if he looked at her then got so mad that he didn't kill her first then she would drop him like the cow skulked piece of puppy shit he was.
Buffy popped the pills in her mouth, and made a perfect trail of someone O.D-ing then passing out. She sprawled herself across the graveyard and held her breathe like a well taught slayer could. She could hold it for at least five minutes easy from all her slayer training. It was all the time she needed.
Then she heard him, "FUCK...FUCK...FUCK...ohhhhh shit. Why Buffy? Why? Why? Why? Fuck...she needs these pills popped back the fuck outta her."
Angelus was going through so many emotions: anger, fear, sorrow, pain, pain and deep down tearing point pain, and..........love? All Angelus could do was swear and ramble. Then he figured something, all she needs is those pills outta her! He wasn't a current medical smarty. Shit he grew up in the leach age, but he could try. Now he's gotta try to get those pills outta her! He started with the heimlick maneuver and she started choking, gagging and swearing. She tried prying his hands off her.
Buffy nearly smiled but she remembered her acting skills as necessary to pull this off. She had him right where she wanted him: in a panic! He did have feelings for her! Then he did something she didn't plan on, he was putting his arms around her waist, then pounding it! He was trying to give her the heimlick and save her; she would have found it cute if he didn't almost break a mother-fucking rib!
She started choking on the one pill she had in there and tried to pry his fingers OFF her. He was smiling broadly yet he was confused and still a little scared.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?! WHY DID YOU TRY TO OFF YOURSELF YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
"Why do you care Angelus?" She said coyly, she was baiting him and he didn't know.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY DO I CARE? DO YOU THINK I WANT YOU TO DIE? IF I WANTED YOU TO DIE LITTLE GIRL YOU WOULD BE SIX FEET UNDER SOME FUCKING FLOWERS! DON'T YOU KNOW?" he wasn't just shouting he was screaming now.
She just didn't get how very important she was to him, he didn't have a challenge without her and he did so love a challenge. She was easy on the eyes too, that was a huge bonus and she did make life interesting.
"Like hell I would be, I'd drop you like a bag of rocks, before you would ever come close to even knocking me out let alone killing me! Just admit it lover, I'm under your skin and you love it. You love me and that little heart attack you probably would have had had you had the beating heart you would have needed for a heart attack to work is enough proof that you love me. So HA!!!!! And baby your just hurting yourself by lying."
"I don't love you I just don't want to lose a good fuck." he said with his best shit supplier grin.
She gave him a shit eating grin of her own and said all too sweetly. "Oh Angelus I could believe you, but there is a tear in your eye hunnybuns. And don't think it doesn't work both ways."
"You mean you love me?"
"Sad to say, but I do, your not so damn cautious and your much more fun than Angel was, but don't get me wrong I do love him."
"Why lover I'm touched. If you love me so much why pop pills?"
Well dear I'll let you in on a little secret. APRIL FOOLS! Like it? I thought of it myself, a ploy to make you admit you have feelings for me, ha ha FACE IT." She said beaming.
Angelus was in shock. She really was his better half. She had just used a emotional pain to use in her game and she baited him in. He was so proud, and at the same time...
"EAT SHIT AND DIE BUFFY! I can't believe you would do that to me, sneaking ass shit!" he said trying to hide his feelings still.
"Your proud aren't ya?"
"Very baby, you know talk is cheap we should be consummating this new step in our relationship!"
"Oh lover I like how you think!"
Buffy was still within reach and he grabbed her roughly, pulling her to his chest. Angelus growled when he heard her chuckle at his excited response. "Laugh it up Slayer. Let's see what other sounds you can make." He said as his lips crushed against hers.
Buffy moaned and automatically opened her mouth to the assault of her lover. His hands moved over her with his vampiric speed and skill, undressing her in the middle of the cemetery. Buffy pulled at his coat and shirt till they were gone. She was naked as her back felt the rough texture of the tree bark.
Angelus had been growling since they started the rough kiss. He literally jerked open the buttons of his leather pants then spread her wide. He knew she was ready, she was always ready for him. He could look at her and smell her arousal seconds later.
This night was no different. He slammed his hips forward, his hard cold cock going deep on that first thrust. Her wet molten heat clenched around him and he had to pull his lips from hers, panting unneeded air into his long dead lungs.
"Fuck Buffy.......So fucking tight." he mananged as she keened, her hips rocking against him.
He fucked her hard then, pounding, setting a pace that could have broken her pelvis if she weren't the Slayer. He growled as he licked and bit at her skin like a animal in heat.
Buffy clawed his back leaving a trail of bloody skin and welts, she screamed his name as she came. Angelus waited for her head to fall back and lunged for her throat, sinking his fangs deeply and roughly into her flesh, drawing the blood he needed to bring him off.
And off he went. Roaring into her throat, gripping her hips with a bruising force as he pulsed his cold cum deep inside her.
They stayed pressed together while he licked at the wound he had caused so very content he was that she bore his make again. She was his and he liked that. A lot.
"Okay ow, but it's a good ow!"
"Sorry honey, did that hurt?" He said, genuinely worried.
"Not too bad, but hey! No other vamp can rape me without the terrible wrath of Angelus!"
"No man should look at you let alone rape you!"
"Ouch! Possessive much? That's so cute!"
A comfortable silence went by until finally Angelus said something. "Baby? Will you move in with me, we can do this EVERY day!"
"I don't know Angelus, I would have to tell all my other lovers no. That would just be so hard!" She giggled when she heard him growl possessively. "Oh come on, you know I can't move in; my friends, namely Xander, would be up my ass all week."
"Fuck 'em. I could just steal you away anyway."
"Oh yeah, that a big turn-on. Besides, Dru wouldn't take kindly to me being with her "daddy", which by the way is pathetic---she has Spike! Plus, I'm the Slayer: I slay your minions."
"Dru wouldn't dare touch you unless she wants a dildo stuck in her ass permanantly. And I don't give a fuck if you kill my idiot minions."
"Wow, you're a true leader. They all should look up to you with your 'Kill those little bastards, fuck if I care!'" she said sarcastically.
"Haha. I don't really care what you do with them, they're deeply stupid to the point of absurdity. I doubt I would be the source of the demise."
"Anyway, back to the question at hand. Mom won't let me move out without being bitched out."
"I could kill her. That would be fun!"
"Sorry babe, as tempting as that sounds some days, she gave me life. She deserves at least to be tortured then have a 45 second head start."
"I love the way you work! But why so long a head start?"
"She's pretty old. It would take half the time to get up, so really it's a 15 second head start."
"So now that the problem of moms is taken care of, how bout it lover?"
"Hmmmmm, if I'm bored there's always Spike when you're gone...."
"Don't even think about it lover. I'll rip his balls out, stab every part of him to a plastic bag, and make him eat the balls before he touches you."
"Well if you decided to get randy with Dru the Pyscho Ho, I'll have to bathe her in holy water and make her eat a cross before you can say 'Was it good for you?'"
"Well then, it's settled. You'll move in with me-"
"In a totally shaded apartment yes. I'm not about to be in the same room with your vampire chums. My spider senses will make me sick!"
"FINE, you have to find it though."
"Okay!" She smiled. Finally she was going to have the life her and Angel should have had. Now she bore his mark and was his forever. Who knows? Maybe she'll even let him change her one day. To leave Angel alone in the world is too much for her. Of course there was the little matter of the living arrangements, and Eek! Xander and the rest of the gang!
Next Story: Booze, Hair, and Furs a Flyin'
Ratings: NC17 Sex and Language (I swear like a drunken sailor!)
Summary: Buffy finds a way to see if Angelus really cares. And it is April 1st. Tee Hee Hee.
Dedication: To Dawn, who gave me a BIG HUGE help on my first fanfic, and you read it first and corrected my spelling mistake because I lack the ability to spell! She wrote a big part of it too so she deserves half credit!
Midnight~