And on this board she had a hog, posting to and fro
With a roll call here, and angel wings there
Here a wing, there a wing, everywhere a wing ding
Mistress Nancy had a board, ee-yi-ee-yi-ooo

And on this board she had a moose, whose raging we all know
With another board here, and another board there
Here a snip, there a snip, everywhere a post snip
Mistress Nancy had a board, ee-yi-ee-yi-ooo

And on this board she had a nag, at whacking she's a pro
With a color me here, and a spoiler there
Here a whack, there a whack, everywhere a whack whack
Mistress Nancy had a board, ee-yi-ee-yi-ooo

And on this board she had a rabbit, who loves her 'carrots' so
With a wiggle wiggle here, and a WBS WBS there
Here a wiggle, there a WBS, everywhere a wiggle WBS
Mistress Nancy had a board, ee-yi-ee-yi-ooo

Now on that board there was a dress, it was white as snow
With a squabble squabble here, and a grapple grapple there
Here a win, there a win, everywhere a win win
Mistress Nancy had a board, ee-yi-ee-yi-ooo