Women are like car parks - All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicaped - The Duck

Broken Promises don't upset me - I just think why did they believe me ? - Miss Beverly

Give thought only to situations you can influence - The Duck

"He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a women out of dirt and he married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated." Later at the funeral, when the preacher said "Dust to dust, some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them". At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven- with a gun". - Miss Beverly

There Once was a fella named Duck
Who had the good fortune and luck
To meet Dee and Roo
And Miss Beverly too
New buddies from the land of Canuck

Now this YOUNG man from Sydney
Laughed the piss straight from his kidney
His life, once quiet and tame
Was never the same
His Canuck friends he will never get RIDney... - Miss Beverly

Scars are souvenirs you never loose, the past is never far ! - The Goo Goo Dolls

Work like you dont need the money, Love like you have never been hurt and dance like no ones watching - Nancy

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing
but together they can decide nothing can be done ! - Fluffy Duck

Some days you dont notice the little things in life but some days you do,
and those are the days that will drive you nuts- Miss Beverly

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