Monday Massacre - November 20 [Fade in... [The crowd is on their feet and absolutely shaking the roof of the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. Pyros rocket from the ceiling and "No Shelter" by Rage is blaring loudly, as we pan all around the arena, before finally settling on the commentary table. Axel Fury, Lance Thompson, and Nick Roberts are all present, all awaiting their cues. Finally, Nick begins the show.] Nick Roberts: Good evening, wrestling fans and welcome to the November 20th edition of Monday Massacre! I'm one of your three commentators, and alongside Lance Thomspon and Axel Fury, we strive to give you the best of the best! Axel Fury: But of course, we've only got two matches. So the best of the best isn't exactly applicable tonight. Lance Thompson: ...anyway, our first match tonight is for the IWL's Hardcore Championship between Dean Europa and Reena Anzisinn! ["Always a Woman to Be" by Billy Joel, along with a chorus of boos, heralds the arrival of Reena Anzisinn. She steps down to the ring with the Hardcore Title draped over her shoulder.] MJ: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST, STANDING AT FIVE FEET, NINE INCHES... THE REIGNING HARDCORE CHAMPION... REEEEEEENNNNNNNAAAA AAAAAANZIIIISIIIIINNNNN! [Reena goes between the second and top ropes, and just as she does so, Dean Europa appears in the entranceway, amid blaring music. He waits for no introduction, just charges the ring, slides in, and hits a clothesline on the champion. ***DING DING DING***] NR: So tonight things start off with a bang, as Reena bounds back up and receives a second clothesline! She bounds up again, Europa sends her to the ropes, POWERSLAM! ONE! Kick out! LT: Reena is up and Europa sends her to the corner, back elbow to the head! He comes in with another! A third! NR: Reena whirls him into the corner and then hits a stiff blow to the chest! Another punch! She whips Europa to the corner and charges in with an avalanche splash, but she misses and Europa capitalizes with a snap suplex! LT: Reena gets back up and Europa snapmares her... [THWACK!] WHAT A KICK TO THE SPINE! He shoves her down and covers! ONE! TWO!! Kick out! NR: And Dean Europa is handling this match wonderfully, being as it is his debut... he whips Reena to the ropes, she ducks a clothesline, SPINNING HEEL KICK! Reena with the heel kick! Europa bounds up and she backdrops him! Europa up again, Reena with the boot, DDT! She covers! ONE! TWO!! THR-- kick out at the last moment! LT: Reena drags Europa to the corner and props him up... she slides a chair in the ring, positioning it... she climbs up after him, and hooks him to a superplex... [HUGE POP] TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER ON THE CHAIR! Reena covers Europa! ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! ANZISINN TAKES THE VICTORY! |