Hell on Earth - October 29th NR: And now, fans, you're about to witness two of the best teams that the IWL has to offer go at it in a "Hardcore Rules" tag team match for the IWL Hardcore Tag Team Titles! MJ: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS FOR THE HARDCORE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGERS... RRRRRRAAAAAGE.... THE BULLLLLLSSSSSEYE KIIIIID..... RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGINNNNG LLLLLOCOMOOOOOTIVESSSSSSS! [Rage and The Bullseye Kid appear, walking out to the tune of "Road Rager" by Preshrunk. As they reach the ring, "Take a Look Around" hits the speakers, but it has been oddly mixed with snippets of "Biggest and the Best" by Clawfinger. Perfect Future, Craig Silva and Jake Keeton, walk out with the Hardcore Tag Team Titles around their waists.] MJ: AND THEIR OPPONENTS... THE IWL'S HARDCORE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORRRLD.... CRRRRRAIIIIG SIIILLLLLVAAAAA.... JAAAAAAAKE KEEEEEEEETONNNNN.... PERRRRRRFEEEECT FFFFFUUUUUUUTUUUURRRRRRRRRRE! [Silva and Keeton storm down the aisle and slide in, meeting the challengers to their belts with hard fists. ***DING DING DING***] NR: The Hardcore Tag Team Champions are starting this one off violently! Silva clotheslines Rage over the top, as Keeton stomps away at The Bullseye Kid in the corner! LT: Silva steps to the apron as rage stumbles about, Silva leaps, ASAI MOONSAULT BODYBLOCK TO THE OUTSIDE! Rage falls to the concrete with Silva over top of him! NR: Keeton whips TBK to the ropes, who reverses and charges Keeton with a clothesline, Keeton ducks and hits a full nelson on TBK... DRAGON SUPLEX! He releases, however... Keeton bails out of the ring to help Silva, who's receiving some hard punches from Rage! LT: Keeton with the chop block that drops Rage, and now both members of Perfect Future are setting up... ohh, a DOUBLE POWERBOMB ON CONCRETE! Rage is down! NR: TBK is right there with a chair, and Perfect Future don't know it! [SMACK! SMACK!] AF: They do now. LT: TBK has a chair and he's wielding it well! Keeton staggers away, having taken the lesser shot, but Silva took one hard to the forehead! Keeton rolls back in the ring and TBK is giving chase! NR: Keeton wary as TBK approaches... TBK swings, but Keeton jumps to the side and unleashes a dropkick that sends the chair into TBK's face! And he applies a cover! ONE! TWO!! Kick out! LT: Keeton pulls TBK up and sends him to the corner, then begins to stomp away at him. He picks up the chair and places it on TBK's chest, then goes to the opposite corner... [POP] A TIGER WALL FLIP THAT DROVE THE CHAIR INTO THE BULLSEYE KID'S CHEST! HE MUST HAVE BROKEN RIBS! NR: And now Rage is back, but Silva is behind him... turn around! LT: Silva whirls Rage about and DDTs him on the concrete, with only a little mat to protect him! Silva is going to help Keeton now... [Suddenly, the CG-Tron lights up with a scene from backstage. Chris Davison and Tempest are walking, Tempest looking better but just getting over the last of her sickness. Then, as they turn the corner, Davison accidentally bumps into Dan Slate. Both of the Bomb Squad are there, getting ready to come out for their title match, and Therin is more than a little pissed.] Dan Slate: Why don't you watch where you're going, dumbass? [He shoves Chris backward, which prompts an annoyed look.] Chris Davison: Geez, chill out. All I did was bump into you. Dan Slate: Shut up! [Slate shoves Chris again, and Davison smirks to himself a little.] Chris Davison: Dan, just chill. [Therin steps forward and growls.] Chris Therin: I oughtta kick your ass right now for talking down to us like that. [Unable to control his smart-aleck mouth, Davison retorts.] Chris Davison: At that height, it's pretty damn hard to look _UP_ when I speak to you! [Both members of the Bomb Squad immediately begin to pound on Chris. Tempest pulls Therin away, but he just backhands her and shoves her against the wall, a hand on her throat.] Chris Therin: You little whore! [Silva, who was watching, immediately grabs a chair and bolts to the back. Moments later, as Therin is raising his fist back to punch Tempest, Silva's chair connects HARD with his head. Therin staggers back as Silva belts Dan Slate with a shot, as well. The fight is broken up totally by officials as Silva looks to Tempest, then Chris. He offers a hand to pull Chris up, which he accepts.] Craig Silva: You guys okay? [As they both nod, the scene suddenly cuts to TBK, who has rolled up Keeton from behind, using the ropes for leverage.] NR: A rollup! ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! THE RAGING LOCOMOTIVES ARE THE NEW IWL HARDCORE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! ["Road Rager" by Preshrunk hits the speakers and Rage/TBK proudly walk away with the Hardcore Tag Team Titles, being cheered heavily.] LT: And now, we witness the Intercontinental Championship match, between Vision and Johnny Vain! [The screen shorts in and out for the next thirty seconds, showing only little bits of footage of Vision and Johnny Vain entering. Then, it returns to normal just as Vain hands the title to the referee.] NR: Folks, we were experiencing technical difficulty, but we've cleared that up... and the bell has just rung! LT: The match starts off quickly, with both men charging each other... Vision is able to grab Vain and DDT him to the canvas! Vain goes down hard, but gets back up with a look of determination in his eyes...NR: Vision approaches him again, but Vain delivers a hard spear that knocks Vision right down! Vain jumps up and grabs Vision around the neck, and then [POP] tosses him across the ring~ What power! Following him over, he lifts Vision up in a chokehold, then tosses him to the mat. Johnny Vain kicks him repeatedly about the chest, and Vision is almost completely out of it... and the bigger man Vain is laying him to waste! LT: Vain lifts him up and drags him to the turnbuckle... Vain sits Vision on top of the turnbuckle, climbs up and [MASSIVE POP] SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP! Vain gets slowly to his feet, and drags Vision up with him... kick to the midsection... [HUGE POP] VAIN-QUISHER! VAIN-QUISHER! VAIN HOLDS FOR THE COVER! ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! IT'S OVER! JOHNNY RETAINS! MJ: HERE IS YOURRR WINNNNNNNER.... JOOOHHHHNNNNNYYYY VAAAAAAAAAIN! NR: Don't go away... the World Tag Team Title match is next! |
