Busts from Ages Past

May 29, 1999 Yo mama's so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on. May 28, 1999 Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers. May 27, 1999 Yo mama's got no neck talkin' 'bout how she's all choked up. May 26, 1999 Yo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat. May 25, 1999 Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. May 24, 1999 Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. May 23, 1999 Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call. May 22, 1999 Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry. May 21, 1999 Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. May 20, 1999 Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice. May 19, 1999 Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts. May 18, 1999 Yo mama got 6 mouths and do her own talk show May 17, 1999 Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap. May 16, 1999 Yo mama like Lays Potato chips: Nobody can have just one. May 15, 1999 Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. May 14, 1999 Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. May 13, 1999 Saw your mom at a freak show pettin the worlds largest turtle. May 12, 1999 Yo mama got a saran-wrap wig with zip-lock sideburns. May 11, 1999 Yo mama got a glass leg and uses Windex as lotion!! May 10, 1999 Yo mama like burger king, pay 89cents for a pop, then get all the free refills you want May 9, 1999 Yo mama so slow, she needed three kms to run the mile. May 8, 1999 Yo mama got a 4X4 wheel chair with 17" aluminum wheels. May 7, 1999 She took your dog to the Canine Show and won, the dog came in second May 6, 1999 Yo mom so fat, she aint got a bush, she got a rain forest. May 5, 1999 Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of wining and dining is a doggie bag of popeye's scraps with a burning match, then cuddeling up on a spare crate and staring into the barrel fire all night long. May 4, 1999 Yo mama so fat, she went country dancin' and ten-stepped. May 3, 1999 So poor she lives in a two story dorito bag with a dog named Chip! May 2, 1999 Yo mama so fat she is not on a diet but a triet talkin bout "What yall eating? I'll try it!" May 1, 1999 Yo mom so fat, she got to drive a 4x4x4. April 30, 1999 Yo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this April 29, 1999 Yo mama got one leg shorter than the other and they call her "Ilene" April 28, 1999 Yo mama so poor I saw her kickin a can down the street I said "What chu doin?" she said "Movin" April 27, 1999 Yo mama one ugly ass gymnist, talkin bout "NO BACK" Flips April 26, 1999 Ya moms so fat she got it goin on and on and on... April 25, 1999 Yo Mama's a one-legged lesbian kickboxer. April 24, 1999 Yo mama so fat she gotta wear whale-net stockings. April 23, 1999 Yo mama got a pair of high-top flip-flops. April 22, 1999 Yo mama's like a christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. April 21, 1999 YO! yo mama only got one arm and she swims in circles. April 20, 1999 Yo mama is so poor I went to use the toilet and saw a cockroach sittin on a Pepsi can talkin bout "Wait your turn!" April 19, 1999 Yo mama DJs for the Ice Cream Truck. April 18, 1999 Yo mama so fat, she Sweats Crisco. April 17, 1999 Yo mama so poor, she Freebases Ham. April 16, 1999 Yo mama uses the Club on her Unicycle.

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