301. Compile a book of fanfic and give it to Darren. (Thanks to Ashesse!)
302. Scream as loud as you can at a concert, "This one goes out to Melissa...LESTER
FOREVER!" (Thankyou, er, Pissy Spice!)
303. Scream profanities at Dan. (#@*! you Ashesse! Kidding, kidding, kidding... Ü)
304. Walk around Brisbane handing out flyers saying Darren is wanted in six
countries for murder....and any information leading to his arrest gets $450. (Ashesse again!)
305. Sing "Uninvited" at a concert. (Like any unchartered terri-tory, I must seem, greatly....oh, thanks Ashesse)
306. Hold up a sign at a concert reading "YOU WILL BURN IN HELL. YOU KNOW WHY." (She's Ashesse!)
307. Serenade Daz (aaarrghhh!!) with Adia, just replace Adia with Darren-a. (Yu-huh...Ashesse!)
308. Say to Daz and Dan.."Hey! Marilyn, Twiggy! You guys cut and dyed your
hair again! Now you look like those freaks from Savage Garden!" and then
walk off laughing your butt off. (Big tx to beckles14!)
309. Avoid going to the bathroom for a couple of hours, and do "your thing" in
front of Darren! (Eww! Thanks for sharing Synne...)
310. When he is about to leave your city, go up to him and serenade (noooo!) "I'll be
missing you" by Puff Daddy. (Synne again)
311. Dress up like a pregnant woman and go up to Daniel and say: "There you
are, how could you!?" and point at your big stomach.(Go Synne!)
312. Take your female dog up to Darren and say: "My dog is dying to meet OB!" (hmm, I think my dog would rip OB's throat out..oh well! From Synne!)
313. Go up to Darren and sing as loud and awful as you can! (S-s-s-synne)
314. Scream as loud as you can on a concert: " Come on!!! Are you wimps?? Thrash the guitar, thrash the guitar!!" (Synne-e-e-e)
The following 12 are courtesy of Raptor!
315. Switch Dazza's shampoo with super instant apoxy glue.
316. Jump out of a big bowl of melted chocolate and Vegemite at Dan and Daz
screaming " the pink elephants are coming!! the pink elephants are
coming!!!! get them away!!"
317. Join Angie in brandishing a big knife at Daz or Dan.
318. Walk onto the stage, go to Dan's keyboard and start playing it When
he tries to get it back wail and scream as loud as you can.
319. Walk up to the band and poke all of them on the nose.
320. Show up at the concert in a strait jacket and scream at them "don't
let them take me away!! please they're coming to get me" then look into
the crowd and scream "oh no!! they're already here!" and run out the door.
321. Call Dan/Daz up every day and say , in a low freaky voice, "the
sparrows are flying again" and hang up.
322. Kidnap their driver, drive them to the nearest nudest colony and leave
them there. (leave them there? *lol* I'd stay to watch!)
323. When Daz sings "until the sky falls down on me" in TMD throw a note
onstage that says "meet chicken little under the acorn tree at 12
tonight"
324. Get a pool set up at a concert, fill it up with chocolate, and bathe
around in it. It's bound to get Dan's attention along with MANY
chocoholics.
325. Poke the fun outta them!
326. Follow them around saying "boop" and don't stop 'till they chain you
to a lamp post. (Thanks Raptor!)
The next 14 were very kindly contributed by - uh oh- Ashesse *hides under table*
327. Serenade Dan with The Goo Goo Dolls' "skank" version of TMD (it's soooo
hilarious...)
328. Follow Daz around blowing a pitch pipe.
329. At a concert, jump on stage, tie up the guys, and sing "One Week" as FAST as
you can...
330. While Dan is sleeping, tie lots of pink balloons on his arms and legs.
331. Beat them at getting a restraining order against you.
332. Shake Daz by the shoulders and scream, "What did you DO with your hair? You
look like that guy from Savage Garden, the one who sings like he's saving up
to buy a new pair of pants, 'cause his are waaaaay too tight!"
333. Screech at a concert, "GIRL POWER! No...wrong band...but you guys sure do look
like Baby and Sporty!"
334. Ask Dan if you can see the butterfly tattoo on his butt, and if he says, "I
don't have one," say, "Oh. Well then, can I give you one?"
335. (this one's for guys:) Ask someone when you're sure Darren can hear you,
"Where could I get that hot girl singer from Savage Garden's phone number?"
336. Stand behind Dan, and say "hooooooooooooooooooooooooooood" for as long as you
can, because I happen to know he's fond of ODB.
337. Sing the first line of Iris (and I'd give up forever to touch you), poke Dan,
and ask, "Oh, no, do I have to commit suicide now?"
338. Ask Daz where he keeps his toilet paper.
339. Ask Daz what the purpose of liquid soap is.
340. Ask Daz a bunch of other meaningless things.
341. Walk up to Daniel or Darren and say "I'll be
Savage in YOUR Garden anytime." (Thankyou to Savage_Stalker)
Uh oh...Rainbow Kitten's been at it again! Watch out for the next 11...
342. At a concert run up to them and yell "Barney's after me!!" then look into
the crowd and say "Oh,NO here come the green chickens and purple frogs!"
2.Look again and say "And the pink elephants! Bubbles was right!"
343. Put Garfield on a really HUGE poster and write "I LOVE SAVAGE GARDEN" in
the talk-bubble (you know, the white thingy where they put what cartoon
characters say?)
344. Not only do that, but perform some kinda magic and make Garfield move(or
dance around..hehe) on the poster...they should notice you then!
345. Make Garfield do exactly what one of the band members are doing.
346. Sing ""I got cat hair in my comb"..or was that "I got hair in my cat
comb"...nooo it was "I got comb hair in my cat"..naw it was "My cat's got
it's teeth in the comb hair"..aagghh....oh well" REALLY loudly at a concert.
347. If you are in the front row put a sprinkler on your head and turn it on.
348. Throw a blue frog onstage while wearing a blue frog suit in the front row.
349. Throw a cake onstage.
350. Throw chocolate bars onstage instead of flowers.
351. Throw a blue frog onstage at the concert after the concert where you did
#231.
And the next 7 are from the brilliant mind of Ashesse!
352. Serenade DAN...
353. Krazy Glue yourself to the SG member of your choice.
354. Serenade Daz with TMD, except whenever you sing "I want to bathe with you in
the sea," change it to "I want to mate with you in the sea."
355. Dress up in the devil-maid costume from the "One Week" video (I dunno if they
showed the same vid worldwide...) and dance around Dan singing some weird
chant.
356. Show up at a concert with a boom box and "Ray of Light" CD, singing waaaay
off-key.
357. Sing Viva Forever at a concert, but change the names to Terrifying, Toddler,
Currently Unavailable, REALLY Scary, and Kicky.
358. Ask Dan, "Have you ever wondered how they make the Jell-O green?" (Yay for Ash!)
Rainbow Kitten kindly manifested the next 10...
359. At a concert yell "What's a chic-a-cherry cola?!" during the appropriate
time in "I Want You"
360. At a different concert (or maybe the same one..what the heck!) yell "You
might want me, but I don't want you!" during "I Want You"
361. Paint "I love SG" on your face (when you meet them of course) and if they
ask what "SG" means say, "It means the Spice Girls."
362. Ask Daniel/Darren what soap on a rope is for.
363. Grab some friends and sing along with every song as loudly as you can at a
concert.
364. Lead your friends in a really loud rendition of "MMMBop" in the middle of a
concert.
365. With the same group of friends sing every song you know during a concert.
366. Split the group up into two groups and do #364 and #365 at the same time.
367. Ask Daniel/Darren what Q-tips are for.
368. Throw chocolate bars at Daniel and Star Wars figures at Darren.
369. Find
infomation that Jesus Christ wasn't a movie star so that Darren will have to
give you his Star Wars figurines. (This one's thanks to Reina!
Thanks to Daniel's Girl for the next 6!
370. Sit in the front roll at a sg concert and yell "Daniel,
is your guitar horny?!"
371. Get a scream mask and go to a sg concert and start singing "Du Hast".
372. Jump on stage and start rapping.
373. Walk up to Daniel and say "You're like an M&M, you melt in my mouth,
not in
my hand!"
374. Dress up like the X-Files' agent Scully and walk up to Daniel and ask
if he'll be your agent Mulder.
375. Walk up to Daniel and say "Can you tell me how many licks it takes to
get to the
center of a Tootsie Pop?"
And KITKat3721@aol.com came up with then next 5!
376. Go up to Dazzy, grab his ear and scream, "Young man, you are in DEEP
trouble! You are going to your room RIGHT now!"
377. Go to a concert holdng up a big sign that says, 'Dazzy, I got your letter
and YES, I WILL marry you!'
378. Sneak up into the backstage area at one of their concerts, grab one of
those micellaneous hanging wires, swing across the stage tarzan ape man
yelling. Then swing into Anna Maria, make sure she's unconscious, bribe Nicky
not to tell, then go the rest of the concert pretending to be her. (Daz'll
never know the difference! Or would youooouuuu?)
379. When Danny gets off the plane, run up to him, start hugging and kissing
him, althewhile saying "My BABY!! I missed you SOOO much!!! Why haven't you
come home to me until now??" The stop, say "who ARE you??? Get your hands OFF
of me!!" Then step away, scrutinize his face, and run!
380. At one of their concerts, start throwing pickles at the stage and scream
hysterically, "There!! Now how do YOU like it?!"
381. In the middle of a concert run up to Daz/Dan and french kiss them at same time
try to get in to his pants. (thanks Emily!)
382. Clone them. (I says I can!!) (April's back!)
383. Clone them, grow them to be your age, then get on the cover of
"Newsweek" (from April)
384. Clone 'em, grow 'em, and then get each member to go up to his Daddy and
say, "Remember me?" (April again!)
385. Form a band, get superfamous and then go around telling everyone that
Savage Garden was one of your main influences. (Yay April)
386. Get cosmetic surgery to look like Colby. (Thanks Jasmine!)
387. Cover yourself in ultra violet paint, then switch on ultra violet lights at a concert. (From Gill)
Big thanks to daniel's girl for the next 8!
388. Walk up to Daniel and say "Need a bodyguard? I'd die for ya!"
389. Walk up to Daniel (again) and start taking off your clothes.
390. Walk up to Daniel (one more time) and start singing "Sex and Candy"
391. Bring a zebra to a concert, walk up to the guys, and say "I wish the
real world would
just stop hassling me!"
392. Jump on stage and start singing "When the lights go out" by 5ive and
then connect
it with "To the Moon and Back", then "Sex and Candy"
393. Steal their shoes, make your dog/cat pee in them, and put them back.
394. Dress up like Aqua's Lene Nytrom and go to a sg concert and start
singing
"Lollipop" and when it gets to the part about "Oh my love I know you are my
candyman," replace "oh my love" with "oh Daniel" and when it says "Let
us fly to bouncy land" wave some plane tickets in the air and say
"Here's the tickets, baby!"
395. Dress up like a 3-year-old, walk up to Daz and look at him funny, and
when he says "Hello little boy (or girl) start crying and run off
yelling "Mommy!!" (and that's all from dan's girl!)
396. Instead of telling Darren to go to his room right now in #376, tell him
to go to YOUR room RIGHT NOW!! (Thanks to katJm14 & beckles14 for that one)
397. Somehow get Darren or Daniel to come to your birthday party and smash their
faces in the cake. (do we get to clean it off too, Rainbow?)
398. Throw paint at them. (and start singing "5ive will make ya get down now..." *lol* Thanks Rainbow Kitten!)
399. Clone yourself and surround one of them. (Rainbow!>
400. At a gig, you could wear a see through black top but wear a white bra
underneath. Then take an ultraviolet light and switch it on above your
head.....never mind cone bra, it's a beacon bra! (Thanks heaps Gill!)
Got an idea as warped as any of the above? Send it in baby!
