...More Ways To Make Savage Garden Notice You!
Yes, MORE!
(These first eight are from the amazingly creative Baby!)
201. Bring a karaoke machine to a concert with a "Barney's Favorites-- Volume 1"
CD.
202. Ask Dan to autograph everything in sight, including you.
203. Give Daz 25 cents and tell him, "Here, call your mama 'cause you ain't
goin' home tonight!" After a pause, say, "I got that pick up line from Ginger
Spice. You likes?"
204. Ask Daz, "How are Scary, Baby, and Posh?"
205. Have a giant sausage sent to Darren's house with the note, "Thanks for
last night."
206. Tell Dan, "Reconstructive cosmetic surgery is available, you know."
207. Set off the fire alarm at a concert, and activate the overhead sprinklers. (Thanks Kez)
208. Tackle Dan, saying, "Suicide is never the answer!"
209. Have a friend call Daz or Dan, to ask him "Do you like Scary movies?" Keep
him on the phone and dress up in the killer's costume from Scream and chase
him around brandishing a big knife. (put the knife down Angie!)
210. Stand on a street corner and when Dan & Daz walk by, whistle and blow kisses
at them. If they walk close enough, pinch one of their butts. (from Angie)
211. Throw Hershey's Kisses or any other pieces of chocolate on the stage. (and again!)
212. Join a witches' cult and make the sky fall down on Darren. (Thanks April)
213. Dress up as MacPhisto (one of Bono's alternate personalities) and start
singing "Discotheque" during TMD. (Thanks to Shinma for this one)
214. Take a guy (or a gal if you're a guy) to a concert, put on in-line skates, go
backstage and introduce yourselves as Jake and Mandy. (hello again April!)
215. Take a guy to a concert and stand in front of the stage french-kissing during
the whole thing. (This one is especially effective if you're a guy) (this has actually happened apparently...thanks April)
216. Walk up to one of the guys, stare at them for a few
seconds, and then say, "I just saw a vision of my own death." (aaaarghhh, April!!)
217. Run up to them in a black trenchcoat, hand them a sealed envelope of sprinkly
stars, and say, "Hold on to this and I'll try to keep to feds off of your tail."
while looking around suspiciously, then run off. (I'm positive this gal's in with the mafia or somethin'...)
218. Walk up to Dan, lick your fingers, touch him and say " Let me take you home
and get you into something dry." (I get to try this first Angie!!)
(Uh oh...Baby's had another burst of unbridled creativity! The next, um, 11 are from her!)
219. Put your hair in dreadlocks, hide a package of frozen meat in your armpit, and
give it to Daz. (Viva ODB!)
220. Wear a sequined red halter top and sing "Ghetto Superstar" to Dan.
221. Put your hair back in the dreads, and hit Daz over the head repeatedly with a
microphone holder while singing "Ghetto Superstar."
222. Follow Dan around singing "Iris," and when you get to the part that goes "I
just want you to know who I am," say, "Well, I don't think I have to worry
about that!"
223. Serenade Daz with "Forever." (What's the trend with serenading Daz? Why don't anyone sing to poor Dan??)
224. Scream, "LEO, I THOUGHT YOU DIED WHEN THE BOAT SANK!" at Dan.
225. Say to Daz, "Did anyone ever tell you you bear a striking resemblance
to...um... Jada Pinkett Smith?"
226. Wear an "old lady" white dress, stick a rose between your teeth, pause for
effect, and serenade Dan with "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It." (..na na na na..)
227. During TMD at a concert, when Daz gets to the "and when the stars..." part,
jump on the stage and finish for him with "Sky High."
228. Follow Dan around, and when someone asks for his autograph, say, "He's my
daddy. He wrote 'Just the Two of Us' for me." Then elbow him and say, "How
much am I getting paid for this, Dad? It better be at least $30,000."
229. At a concert, throw a baby doll and bottle at the stage and scream, "You
forgot to feed the baby before you left, idiot!"
230. Dress up like Rainbow Brite. (yay Rainbow Kitten!)
231. If you are in the front row dress up in a blue frog suit. (Rainbow Kitten again)
232. If you are in the front row dress up in a Barney costume. (someone likes costumes here! Thanks Rainbow!)
233. If you are in the front row put flashing Christmas lights in your hair. (Fa la la la la....Rainbow again)
234. Stick a sign that says "Drive Carefully" on their tour bus. (Check out #85.....thanks Rainbow!)
235. Wrap a lot of coloured Christmas lights around you while you are naked and
somehow get yourself in a box with Christmas wrapping paper on it, get it
to a concert, and when you are on stage, jump out and run up to the SG
member of your choice!!(and stay away from water if you're gonna try this! Thanks Daniel's Girl!)
236. Look at them a while and then ask: Who's the Savage and who's the Gardener? (Thanky very much M-Li!)
237. Run up to them, hide behind them and say: The aliens! They're everywhere! And then look at them, stand back and scream: Oh, no! Not you too! (From M-Li!)
238. Or maybe, when you see them, throw yourself on the ground and say: We're not worthy, we're not worthy. Over and over again. (hey, I do that in front of my posters every morning M-Li!)
239. When you're doing that suddenly stop and take a good look at them and say: Oops, sorry. Thought you were someone else. (Thanks M-Li!)
240. Serenade Darren (I know you are gettin' sick of the serenade thing) with
"Adore" by the Smashing Pumpkins, but from the other perspective, so it's like
"I'll be a mother to your child, and a child to your heart! WE MUST NEVER BE
APART!!" (for that extra zing add some pumpkins-like eye makeup) (A-ha! April again)
241. Send Darren stories about body swiching like the body thief did to Lestat in
the Anne Rice book "The Tale Of The Body Thief", and then stalk him. (Definitely has to be April...)
242. Call Daz up and tell him that you are the real Colby that he married in someone
else's body and the person that he thinks is Colby is really you. Say it that
she stole your body during the tour. (Oh my god, they killed Colby! Uh, sorry...thanks April!)
243. Dress up like a hippie, go to Dazza's house and accuse him of copying Bob
Dylan. (don't get me wrong I love Bob Dylan) (Oh my god, they killed Bob Dylan! Huh? Oh, big thanks to April! And did you notice I didn't change a single one to Dan?)
244. Put Daz's pager to vibrate then when he's on stage keep ringing it and
his voice should go higher. (I think the last thing we need is Dazza on an ultra high frequency...thanks Cyber Chick!)
245. In the middle of TMD when Dazzy says "I wanna bathe with you in the sea"
throw a box of condoms and say "You'll need these!" (*lol* Thanks Daniel's Girl!)
246. Sit crossed legged on the stage, and stare at Dan longingly..and when he asks
you what you want, say.."I want you, Dan, only you" and start chasing him
around the stage, in pure hysteria.... (Thanks Mariah!)
247. Go to an SG concert dressed up like Marilyn Manson (eww) and hold up a sign
that says: Darren, you belong in the Dope Show! (Yeah! Go Mariah!)
248. Dress up like Mariah Carey. Throw yourself at Dan, and scream, "You'll ALWAYS
be my baby...!!" I'm sure just your get-up will attract
attention..(I mean, GAWD...did you see how she dresses?) Note: this may not
work if your a guy....(..but it'd be funny to see them try! Thanks Mariah!)
(Oh my god, NOOOOO! Run for ya life, the next 11 are from Ashesse...)
249. Get a friend (although I can't think of one of mine who'd do this...) to
jump on stage with you at a concert and grab Dan's left arm, while you take
the right one, and yank at him while singing "The Boy Is Mine."
250. Give Daz a stick of deodorant and say, "It goes in your armpit."
251. Jump on Dan's back and scream, "TAY-TAY! I LOVE YOU! WILL YOU ADOPT ME?" in
his ear. (That's kinda like serenading, right?) (no, it's more kinda like physical abuse..*lol*)
252. Dress up like Scary Spice and say to Daz about a million times, "Sorry, I'm
already married." Then say, "Oh, wait, you are too, right? Perfect! Can you
say scandal?"
253. Say to Daz, "You're Bald Savage, right?"
254. Say to Dan, "That would make you Baby Savage!"
255. Say to Daz, "Why can't you dress more like Ginger Spice? I think drag queen
really suits you!" (Wellllll...not after the MTV Video Music Awards).
256. Dress like a nun and pinch Dan's butt.
257. Say to Daz, "You know who the hottest lead singer in the world is?" Then
force yourself to blush and act as if you're going to say "Darren Hayes." Then
give him a puppy-dog-eyed look and say, "John Rzeznik." (It's true! Okay, so
I'm not being so loyal to Savage Garden, but I was never a Darrengrrl!) (me neither babe!)
258. When you see them, shriek off to the side, "OH MY GOD! THE SPICE GIRLS
LOST ANOTHER TWO! NOW THEY'RE DOWN TO BABY AND SPORTY!!!"
259. Say to Daz, "I'll love you more with every breath truly madly deep--" Then
wheeze horribly and choke out, "I'm having an asthma attack!" (I've been
meaning to try this...but I can't get my temperamental asthma to kick in at
the right moment!) (let us know when you perfect it ok Ashesse! Thanks heaps!)
260. Wear an orange hooded coat (you know where this is going, right?) and stick
one of those trick hatchets around your neck, then run up to the SG member of
your choice and say, "You thought it was funny when they killed me? Oh, you'll
get yours!" in a squeaky voice.
261. Follow Dan around saying, "Rob, baby, come to me, come to me!" (as in Rob
Thomas!)
262. Shake hands with the guys (quite tamely), ask them to autograph a CD cover and
have their picture taken with you, usual stuff...and say "Remember me? I'm the
one who..." and state about ten of the scarier aboves.
263. Dress like a hippie, grab Daz and Dan's hands and hold a séance for one of
them (your eyes have to have been closed so far for this to work) and look at
the one you're "contacting", open your eyes wide and say, "You came!" and
faint.
264. Stare menacingly at one of them, and when he asks you what you want, start
singing Wannabe.
265. Smile shyly at Daz and say, "You're a true diva."
266. Hug Daz with your eyes closed drunkenly and smelling STRONGLY of alcohol,
trust me, this'll freak him out because of an unfortunate funneling incident
when he was in college...
267. Pour a bottle of Jack Daniels over Dan's head, take out a book of matches and
say, "For dessert...Daniel flambé!"
268. Give one of them a box of Lucky Charms marshmallows with vinegar poured in,
and make them eat them in front of you (hey, a guy did this to me, except no
vinegar, and he stuck it in my school locker!)
269. Kiss Daz, then say, "Didn't you say you'd be faithful to Colby in TMD? Ugh!
Player!" and slap him.
270. Dress up as Meg Ryan and ask Dan, "Would you by any chance be my guardian
angel?" (I loved that movie! And NOT just because John Rzeznik sings the
theme...)
271. Ask Daz, "What the heck does harmonizing mean, anyway?" (this is NOT up to my
usual standards, I was just wondering cuz I saw a rerun of them singing TMD on
Rosie, and the closed captions say "harmonizing" when Daz does that hoo ohh
hoo, hooo yeah yeah a la da do yeah thingy...)
272. Ask Daz what a chic-a-cherry cola is, then ask what an mmmbop is, then ask
what a zig-a-zig ah is, then ask what a chickity China the Chinese chicken is,
then ask, finally, how 2 become 1.
273. Dress up as Madonna, then drag a little kid to a concert, right before it
starts, with a HUGE, filled diaper bag, and ask Daz to watch Lourdes while she
goes out with Sean Penn.
274. Paint blue dots on your face, then say to Dan, "The Make-A-Wish Fund brought
me here...did you know my leprosy is highly contagious...and that I may die
within the next month?"and stay really close to him.
275. Dress up as Pras, aim a FAKE gun at Dan and say, "I'm gonna shoot them one by
one...", then pull your clothes off, Pras-style, to reveal a Mya-like outfit,
and say, "Hey Dan...run away with me, to another place (like maybe Tahiti?), we can rely on each other..."
(And the next 6 are from Angie...)
276. Throw a box of Rogaine on the stage and shout "HEY DAZ, THIS SHOULD WORK."
278. Greet Dan with a six pack of beer and say, "Wanna join me?"
279. Get a friend to join you, dress like MIB agents and interrogate Daz about
alien activity. Then flash him with that memory eraser thingy (whatever Will
Smith called it)
280. Sit in the front row, wink and blow kisses at Dan.
281. Get a karaoke machine and sing "Bad" by Micheal Jackson during "Break Me,
Shake Me". Or for a little more drama, dress up like Micheal, jump on the
stage, point to Dazza and sing "your butt is mine, that'll show ya right, to
show your face in broad daylight...." (don't forget those MJ moves)
282. Stand in front of the stage hold up a blue dress and say "Hey Darren ,
remember this dress, I'm taking it to my lawyer ... Ken Starr. (Oh god...more Clinton jokes!)
283. Dress up like a giant ham and pineapple-pizza at one of Savage Gardens
concerts and write "Are you hungry Daniel?" on a sign. (Don't try that
one on Darren, he'll remember you but not in the way you wanted to be
remembered!) (Thanks to Linda!)
284. Get close to Daniel and whisper in his ear "If you weren't gay you would
be my dreamboat" (This one is for women only!!!)(Thanks again Linda)
(And the next 8 are from Daniel's Girl...)
285. Call Dan and when he picks up & says "hello", start pushing alot
of numbers
and pretend that you are an operator and say "if you'd like to make a
call, please
hang up and try again".
286. At a Savage Garden concert yell "3 of the Backstreet Boys left
too! Now
there's only Kevin and Nick!!!"
287. Hide behind Dan's house and take pictures of him in his boxers;
then one day when you see him walk up to him, show him the pictures, and say "You got the peeeerrrrrrfect butt to model boxers!!!"
288. If Daz does yell "I'm horny!! Do I make you horny?! (he did at least
once i know) Yell "You dont, but Danny sure as hell does!!! YUM YUM EAT'EM UP!!!"
289. After doing #245 yell as loud as you can "Trojan Man!!"
290. Bring a karaoke machine to a concert and start singing "I say a little
prayer" as loud
as you can.....in a very high voice.
291.Also sing "Quit Playin' Games (with my heart)" the same way and when you
get done, yell "That one was for you, Daniel!!"
292. Go up to the back of Dan, stare at his butt, and say " Damn! It looks
better in real
life than from TV!!" Then pinch it.
(The next four are from the brain of Rainbow Kitten...)
293. Sit in the front row at a concert and suck your thumb the *whole* time.
294. Sit in the front row at a concert and squeal during Truly Madly Deeply.
295. Not only dress up as Rainbow Brite, but grab 7 more friends to dress up as
the Color Kids.
296. Not only dress up as Barney,but sing "I Love You" (y'know, "I love you,you
love me..) during the song of your choice.
297. Sneak backstage and ask Darren for a lock of his pubic hair! Then ask if you
can pull his pants down and snip it yourself! (Yeah babeee!! Thankyou to ImSexySavage and SavageLover for this one)
298. Kidnap OB and write Darren a note saying: "Marry me or your dog will die!!" (Hi again Synne!)
299. After a concert, go up to Daniel and say: Did you see those guys up
there!??They were sooo lame! (Synne again!)
300. Call DAN's house and say, "Dan! Dan! Dan! It's..." and let your voice fade away
dramatically. Then say in a gruff voice, "You breathe a word of this, I'll get
you!" Keep this up for at LEAST a month...do it at the same time each day too,
so he expects you. Then, eventually, when you call, he should say something
along the lines of "I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME!! BUT I DON'T (insert
profanity) CARE!!!!!" Then say in an aggravated police-guy tone while semi-
covering the receiver, "Harve, Merve, this is the easiest arrest we'll ever
make. The guy just turned himself in." (Ta-da! I did it Baby!)
They're still comin' babe!
Send ya funky ideas to me! No matter how queer, depraved or sordid!!
Email: savage_violet@hotmail.com
