More Ways To Make Savage Garden Notice You...
Oh my god....you people are great!!! We've made it to 200 here!! I'll start a new page for the 300's.....
101. Hack into NASA's mainframe and sign Darren up for the space program. (hello again April (: )
102. Ask Darren what soap he recommends for bathing in the sea. (This one's thanks to the legendary BabyCDEFGH@aol.com...and so are the next 13!!!)
103. Dress up like a tall, fat, strong guy and accuse Daz of stealing Colby.
104. Switch Darren's shampoo with quick-action hair bleach.
105. Switch Dan's shampoo with red hair dye.
106. If you're a guy, start hitting on one of them. (this one's been done apparently..)
107. Send Darren a wig with a note reading "You need a new one."
108. Scream at Dan, "Taylor, you cut your hair!" (This is the last Dan/Taylor analogy I ever wanna hear!)
109. Ask them to autograph a Spice Girls CD, then read it and say "You wrote down
the wrong names, Sporty and Baby!"
110. Shriek at them "ISAAC! You dyed your hair! Taylor! You dyed it too! And you
both cut it! And what the hell did you both do with Zac?" (Noooooo...)
111. Act like you're schizophrenic, run on stage, screaming, "I LOVE YOU GUYS!"
Then pretend your personalities are changing and slap them both, accusing them
of copying Hanson.
112. Get nosebleed seats and throw eggs at their heads.
113. Start singing Spice Up Your Life at a concert.
114. Sit in the front row with a sign reading "WE WANT GINGER!"
115. Walk up to one of them and accuse them of kidnapping your mommy, start crying
and wait for someone from security to come. (Phew! Thanks heaps to BabyCDEFG@aol.com for all of the above! Is anyone else a bit worried about all these Spice Girl and Hanson references?)
116. During the concert, hold up a huge sign that says "Give us a real show -
Strip for Us!!". (Thanks Shesk!)
117. Go up to Daz, walk around him, and if he moves tell him "don't move, I'm
looking for this side of you." (Thankyou Angie!)
118. Take Daz on a subway ride, all the way to Yankee Stadium in the Bronx. Let's
see if love can move him after that. (hehe...Angie again)
119. Follow the SG member of your choice humming "DO BE DO BE DO" (This is from Angie! Is it just me, or are these getting stranger and stranger?)
120. For Darren or Daniel's birthday,send him a box that
contained a can of turtle wax and a fake newspaper article saying
"Exploding can of turtle wax kills family of 13 in minivan" (...and stranger..Thanks Casey!)
121. Sit in the front row , wave a dollar bill in front of Daz and shout "TAKE IT
OFF BABY, TAKE IT ALL OFF!" (From glamour queen Angie!)
122. Dress up as Micheal Jackson and moonwalk across the stage to the
SG song of your choice. (She's a disturbed child...thanks heaps Angie)
123. Stare at Daniel's balls and tell him how gorgeous his eyes are. (*lol* Go Synne!)
124. Ask Darren to lie down on the ground and close his eyes, since you really
want to know how he looks when he sleeps. (Another disturbed child! Thanks Synne!)
125. Do some cool dance moves in front of Daniel while your singing "Shy Guy"
by Diana King. (from the very cool Synne)
126. When you are taking your picture with the guys, tell them to move 'cause
they're in the way. (Synne again!!)
127. Tell Darren that Winnie The Pooh would be much cuter if he looked like him. (I'll give ya 3 guesses...)
128. Tell Daniel that Darren would be much cuter if he looked like him. (Soz, that's not nice!)
129. Dress up like Princess Leia at a concert, and scream as loud as you can:
Darren!!! Would you be my Han Solo? (big thanks Synne!)
130. Run after one of them screaming "DADDY!!!" (BabyCDEFGH again!)
131. ...then run after the other one screaming "MUMMY!!!"
(Warning! The next 17 are from Baby again...it seems someone has a thing for NYC huh?)
132. Hide their limo driver somewhere, then put them in an NYC cab and watch
them try to get the driver to understand them!
133. Cancel their meals on their flight to New York so they'll have to buy
something from a street stand.
134. Kidnap their limo driver, then take them to the East End of Greenwich
Village and watch bums (it'll happen) plead for their shoes or something until
they have exactly one article of clothing left.(..and then watch a bunch of desperate SG fans pleading the bums for Dan's jocks...yup, I'll be there too!)
135. Bind and gag them right before their NYC concert and lip-sync "New York,
New York," to a Frank Sinatra CD.
136. When they sing Universe, scream, "NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! ALL THE SLUTS'LL BE
AFTER YOU!"
137. Find some way for Darren to get absolutely no food, then sit in the front
row eating anything, torturing him!
138. While they're being driven to their concert, wait for them to reach a red
light, then act like a squeegee person, and keep washing their windshield
until they're horrifically late.
139. Knock Dan unconscious, drag him out to a sidewalk in the East End, dressed
as a slut, then when he comes to, say, "Sleep, babe, sleep. It was a tiring
night..."
140. Find out Darren's beeper number, (don't worry, at the San Francisco concert
they were selling it!) bring a cell phone to a concert after having done #132,
then beep Darren with the message "You did not pay me enough! I will get you,
mark me, I will! Your friend, Anonymous Cab Driver."
141. After having done #133, follow them and say, "You do know there's ground-up
cat in there, right?"
142. After cancelling their meals on their flight to NYC, assume control of all
food stands and put signs in the windows reading: WE DON'T SERVE PEOPLE FROM
BRISBANE WITH NAMES BEGINNING WITH "D" OR LAST NAMES BEGINNING WITH "H" OR "J"
THAT ARE PART OF SAVAGE GARDEN. SORRY.
143. Find something disgusting on the street, write I LOVE NY on it, and
repeatedly attempt to sell it to them until they relent and give them a
horribly high price for it. Then scream off to the side or behind you or
somewhere, "You were right, those morons from Brisbane in the band really
don't know anything!"
144. Knock them unconscious, drag them to Central Park, and when they come to,
scream "Work it, baby, work it!"
145. Stare at Darren and say, "So this is the singer of the band whose CD took
Rudy Giuliani Sings out of the Number Three spot on Billboard? Dammit, you'd
think he'd have better hair."
146. Go up to Darren, scrutinize his head, then say to someone off to the side,
"You owe me five bucks. I told you his hair wasn't real!"
147. Act like a drunk and fall in a heap at Dan's feet. (I don't think ya need to be drunk to fall at Dan's feet...)
148. Say to Dan, "All right, what's with the horrible Daniel Jones costume?" (Woah! And there's the last one from Baby!! You go girlfriend!)
149. Wear in-line skates to the concert and skate across the stage during "Santa
Monica". (from Rainbow Kitten!)
150.Throw marshmallows onto the stage. (Thanks to Rainbow Kitten again)
151. If you are in the front row stick a huge sticker on your forehead. (Rainbow again!)
152. If Darren pulls you onstage, take his mic and serenade him with Tatyana
Ali's "Daydreamin' " (Yeah Rainbow!!)
153. If you are in the front row stand on your head. (big tx Rainbow Kitten!)
154. Get a karaoke machine and during TMD sing "My heart will go on" in
your most off key, glass shattering, high pitched voice ever. (Angie's here...there's noooothing we fear...)
155. Dress up like a Jedi and wave a Light Saber in front of Daz. (That's Angie again..)
156. Go into their dressing room and do that snake dance that Salma Hayek did in
"From Dusk til Dawn." (I haven't seen that film! :( Thanks Angie)
(2nd Warning! The next 9 are from Synne! I take no responsibility whatsoever..*grin*)
157. Go up to Darren and say: So, i hear that you are a animal in bed (more
like a monkey, hehehe, like in the "Monkey Bunk")
158. Go up to Daniel and say: Can I please smell your underwear? (I know he's
cute and all, but.......yuck!!)
159. Go up to Darren and whisper in his ear: Darren, I think I got my period,
could you ask Anna-Maria or Nicole if they have some sanitary's? (Like I said...no responsibility at all!)
160. If you get a sanitary, ask Darren and Daniel if they could sign it first! (That's it, I'm outta here!)
161. Ask Darren if he could help you with your homework (better add "or I can't
come to the concert tonight" to make it work)
162. Ask Darren to sign: "Darren was here" and Daniel to sign "Daniel was
here".......on your ass!!
163. Slip right in front of Daniel and when you fall drag him with you.
164. Ask Darren if you can have a "little" kiss on the mouth, and when you kiss
him stick your tongue in and afterwards say: mmmmmmm, ...sweet like a chic-a
cherry cola.
165. Wear a sign that says: I sold my body to get the money for this concert
(at a Savage Garden concert, of course) (..and a big thanks to Synne for the enlightenment!!)
166. Put on black leather boots with heels and a black leather bodysuit, go to a SG
concert and scream "Austin!! It's Dr. Evil!! He's back!" over and over again at
the stage. (It's April! She's back!)
167. Send them flowers, dead ones this time. (Yay April!)
168. Take some US embassy hostage and say that you will only let them go if Savage
Garden does a private concert for you. (I swear this gal's with the mafia or somethin'...)
169. At a concert, scream "How could you do this to me?" at the stage. (Thanks April!)
170. Follow the Savage Garden member
of your choice with a devious stare fixed on your face and poke them
right in the middle of their back every 5 minutes. If they talk to you
only say "dooby dooby doo". (Thanks to Raptor for this one!)
171. When Darren says "I'm horny and I like it!" (he says that?) jump up on the stage
and say "I am too, wanna get jiggy with it?!" (..na na na na...tx Raptor!)
172. When Darren has to get a check-up, dress up like his doc, and do your business; if you don't know what to do, that makes it all the better! (from Toby!)
173. Pretend you're a policeman, and arrest Darren for 'shooting the breeze' (*cringe* Thanks Toby! I think...)
174. When Darren (or Daniel) is asleep, sneak into their house and give them a vasectomy. Then leave a note with your name,number and the bill. (from the legend that is Toby!)
175. If Darren sings Fire Inside The Man, give him some pepto bismal. (..or a vasectomy...*lol* That's Toby again!)
176. Get into Daniel's (soz, I had to change it to Dan...I can't bear to see the poor guy so neglected) bed and fall asleep, before he does,...naked, when he pulls back the sheets.. oh boy he'll remember you! (And that's all from Toby! Thanks mate!)
177. Have a friend call Daz or Dan, to ask him "Do you like Scary movies?" Keep
him on the phone and dress up in the killer's costume from Scream and chase
him around brandishing a big knife. (Now that's just plain morbid Angie!)
178. While Dan or Daz is taking a shower, surprise him by opening up the shower
curtain while brandishing a big knife. (Wear a gray wig and floral house dress
for added effect). (and so is that!)
179. Hold up a sign in the front row saying "Hey Daz, police sirens, fire truck
sirens, taxi sirens. You wouldn't know the difference, or would you? (..it could be a caped cruaser, or space invader...or just Angie! *lol*)
180. Try to get an official letterhead from Madison Square Garden and send Dan a letter stating that due to the NBA lockout we need him to start as center for
the New York Knicks. (Angie again)
181. Take Daz and Dan into Brooklyn, and leave them in the middle of the West
Indian Day parade. Some scantilly clad Caribbean babe will dance all over
them.
I confess, that will be ME!! (no, not me, ANGIE!)
182. Take Daz or Dan (your choice) (Dan pleeze!) to the West side of the Village. If he gets
nervous about the freaks tell him "they will leave you alone if we act like a
couple." (Yuppers...it's Angie!)
183. Grab Dazza's Balls and say "How did my hand get there?" (hmm...me detects an interesting fixation with Savage naughty bits in recent times...that was Angie again!)
184. Take Daz to the top of the Empire State Building and tell him "Well it's not a
mountain but hey, it's high enough." (phew! and that's all from Ange!)
(Warning again! Then next 15 are from the mildy disturbed BabyCDEFGH!)
185. At a concert, scream, "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SING 'AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME?'"
186. Follow Daz around asking him, "Are you my friend?" If he says yes, hug him for a really really long time. If he says no (like he would) burst into tears. If he ignores you, keep bothering him.
187. Dress up like a reporter and ask Dan if it's true about the bubble gum
factory.
188.Get a karaoke machine and sing "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" at a concert.
189. Scream, "NICK! NICK! I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW...UM...I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABY!" at Dan.
190. Say to Darren, "No offense, but you look like that ugly guy from...um, what's it called?....oh yeah....Savage Garden."
191. Ask one of them, "Are you from that group Savage Garden?" and if they say yes,
say, "Never heard of you. Are you some kind of a cult band?"
192. Say to Darren, "You're the hottest guy in the world...no wait...I think John
Rzeznik is...or maybe Bono...or Daniel Jones...yeah, he is! Sorry." (ahem... bet he is!)
193. Sneak backstage before the concert and steal Dan's costume.
194. Follow them to a restaurant, dress like a waiter, then stick a birthday
cake reading "Happy Birthday, Ginnie!" in front of Dan and sing "Sixteen
Candles."
195. Serenade Dan with "Lovefool," by the Cardigans.
196. Ask Daz where babies come from.
197. Point at one of them and laugh hysterically.
198. At a concert, chase Daz around the stage with a bread knife.
199. Bring a loaded 6-barrel paintball gun to a concert, then attack the stage.
200. Find out Daz's (or Dan's) phone number and call him up saying "Darren!
(Daniel!) You have to save me!! He's coming for me! Please...." *click*. Keep
this up for seven days. On day number eight, call him up in a different voice
and say "I'm sorry sir, but your friend from {your country/city here} was killed
last night in what seems to be a homicide. We found your phone number & name in
her pocket. (from the slightly scary April!)
Gimme, gimme MORE!
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