It's Happening Again.....
Darren: *crackle* Houston, we have a problem!
Daniel: huh?
Darren: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Daniel: Yah, we need more body guards....
401. Throw soap at them. (yaarrghh! Rainbow!)
402. Spray silly string at them. (yaarrghh! #2: Rainbow again)
403. At a concert yell, "Hey Darren, why don't you color your hair bright neon
orange?" (yaarrghh! #3...*lol* Rainbow Kitten)
404. Follow one of them around singing "I'm weird,I'm crazyyyy". (Rainbow, yet again)
The next 12 are from the wonderderful Riven!
405. Smother your hands in epoxy glue and shake Darren's hand and when you
get stuck together say "oops...you know that's too bad...I guess we'll
just have to stay like this *sigh*...wanna go see a movie?!?"
406. Walk up to Karl and say "Wow Zac, you've been working out!!!...and what
happened to your hair?...Did you let Ike cut it again?!"
407. Tell Darren his hair gel refracted so much light you couldn't view the
concert because of the glare
408. Throw Kmart fruit undies onstage during "All Around Me" and yell "I bet
BONO NEVER wore any of these!"
409. Throw a violin and some fake severed hands on stage and scream "DEAR
GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NICKI???!!!" and run off screaming
"VAMPIRES, VAMPIRES, VAMPIRES!!!" (I still don't get that damn Nicki joke!)
410. Ask Darren "Do these pants make my butt look big?...not that I'm afraid
to let you see this side of me or anything..."
411. Tell the band to do an encore of your favorite song they did that
night, 'Closing Time'...what's that Darren? It's NOT Savage Garden
song??...
412. If Darren pulls you onstage, thank him and pause for a bit....then all
of the sudden grab the microphone and burst into the most intense, loud,
ass-kicking version of "Bullet the Blue Sky" one could possibly
comprehend *bring dollar bills for added effect* and watch their jaws
drop open
413. Drive to the concert in that wicked Star Wars hummer Taco Bell gave out
during the trilogies rerelease and laugh satanically when Darren sulks
because it's the only Star Wars toy he doesn't have yet...when he gives
you an offer for it, say "no way" and tell him you got a better deal on
the millenium falcon
414. Ask Daniel and Darren to sign your Boyzone pin-up, and make sure to
point out the names of all the members and which one you want to marry
when you grow up
415. Scream "I love you Bono!!!" at the concert and watch Darren giggle with
delight.
416. Give Darren a big jar of vegemite with a little card saying "A
vegetarian delicacy for my favorite no-meat kinda guy, Love (insert your
name here) p.s.-No dessert until you eat those peas and carrots young
man! (And that's the end of Riv's bits!)
And thankyou to BeverlyO@webtv.net for the next 11!
417. Go skate and knock Darren down and say "Hey why didn't you dodge me?"
418. Leave a message on the answering machine while Darren's out of the
country saying "Darren I'm pregnant", so that his wife could hear it.
419. Go to a Savage Garden concert and hit Darren with a Cherry coke, and ask
"Is it sweet enough".
420. Hit Darren with a cherry coke, and say "Here have your sweet cherry
coke, cause I don't want you anymore," while they're playing "I Want
You"
421. Dress up as Meg Ryan and go to a concert, and during Universe start
stripping telling Daniel "I want you, take me NOW, Ugh"
422. Go to the concert and when they start doing the Spice Girls part yell
out "Oh my God its the Spice Girls, thanks you gals just made this
concert a lot better, those other guys SUCKED.
423. Go to the concert and during Universe jump on stage and strip naked and
take Darren with all your clothes on the floor.
424. Or better yet have a guy ho on stage, and strip naked, and take Darren
with all their clothes on the floor.
425. Dress up as Michael Jackson, bring a little boy with you and ask Darren,
"Do you wanna share?" (ouch!)
426. Dress up as Michael Jackson and ask Darren and Daniel "Want to have a
threesome?"
427. Go to a Savage Garden concert and yell out loud "Hey where's Savage
Garden, who the hell are these ugly frauds?" (And that's all from BeverlyO@webtv.net)
428. Dress up as an old lady, go to a SG concert, and follow Daniel around
saying "Wilbur! is that you? You gotta come home and feed the cows and
chickens!!" (Daaaaniel's girl!)
429. Go around a SG concert singing 'Zuckerman's Famous Pig' off
Charlotte's Web only instead of saying Zuckerman, say Boogerman. (I don't wanna die!! Dan's girl again!)
Ash is resposible for the next 5 ok?
430. At a concert, scream, "Darren, you're pretty fly...for a white guy! No, wait,
you're not quite that fly...
431. Smack Dan as hard as you can with a closed fist, then say, "Now that was my
favorite mistake!"
432. At a concert, hold up a sign reading, "WELL, LOOKS LIKE BONO WENT A LITTLE
OVERBOARD ON THE PROZAC!"
433. Walk up to Dan holding fistfuls of blonde hair and say, "What did you do with
Jim Bob!" (He'll get it if you don't)
434. Go up to Daz, wrinkling your nose, and say, "Brian, Brian, Brian, what did you
do with Zimmy and who is this pretty boy?" (and thankyou Ash...)
435. Show
up to their concert in a really outlandish disco outfit and during
chorus of Violet jump on stage yelling "Shake, shake, shake,... shake,
shake, shake,... shake your bootie!!! Shake your bootie!!!" (Thanks Ashley! No, not Ash, Ashley!)
436. Walk up to daz/dan (you pick) get REAAAAALLLLLY close and.....shove
bacon down their pants. (umm..oink? From Dan's girl!)
April's back! She gone and done the next four...
437. Walk up to Daz with a needle and thread, and start to stich his
clothes. When he asks you what the heck you are doing, say, "There are
other ways to stitch your clothes, you know."
438. Walk up to Darren with a flashlight and say, "Here, this'll help you in
the dark." (If you're wondering what those two are supposed to mean,
refer to "This side of me")
439. Walk up to the boys, tilt your neck and say, "Drink".
440. Walk up to Dan and ask if you can see his 31. (Noooo!!! It's the
Offspring again!!!)
Ahem...the next 21 ideas are from Alicia - you go girl! Who said there was a cure for this sort of thing?
441. Dress as Scully and say to Daz, "The truth really is out there.. wanna come find it?"
442. Take a box of Frosted Cheerios to their concert, throw it directly at Dan while he's playing a solo on his guitar or keyboards, and make sure you get a picture of the impact and email it to all your friends.
443. Steal Anna's or Nicole's costumes for "All Around Me", then run onto the stage during their concert, screaming, "Daz!! You can't resist the Fembots!" and start singing "These Boots Were Made For Walking".
444. Sneak into Dan's dressing room and dump a bottle of Chanel No.5 or Fendi all over his clothes he's going to wear that night so that's they're completely saturated with the stuff and into his hair gel.
445. When getting an autograph from Dan or Daz, suddenly rip their shirt off. When they ask what the hell you're doing, claim that you're looking for wires on them because the Feds are after you. Then suddenly look behind them and run of screaming.
446. Try to convince Dan that you're from the future, and if he wants humanity to survive, then he has to spend a whole night alone with you.
447. Dress up as Rosie O'Donnel and run on the stage during one of their songs, screaming, "MY CUTIE PATOOTIES!!!!"
448. Run onto the stage during their performance, grab Dan (perhaps in the nuts), and scream, "Jack! You told me to never let go, so I never will!" then cling to him like, well, a SG fan would, until security drags you off.
449. During the chorous of TMD, shout out, "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" and throw a Kenny doll at Daz.
450. If you see Daz in the mall, sneak up behind him, grab his shoulder, and menacingly whisper, "I'm gonna kill you and bury you in my back yard." When he turns around, look at him, confused, and say, "I'm sorry! I thought you were that guy from Savage Garden."
451. When Daz is singing, throw a blender onto the stage and yell, "Hey big spender, dig this blender!"
452. Throw an ice hard snowball at Dan if there's any snow around, and yell, "That's for standing me up last night on our 3-month anniversary!"
453. When everyone is getting an autograph, push your way to the front and lovingly hold Dan's arm, happily saying that he and you have just decided to get married and *surprise!* you're carrying his child.
454. While Darren is singing All Around Me, whip a plush white cat toy at his butt and yell, "Mr Bigglesworth is getting angry, and when he gets angry, people die!!!"
455. Dress up as the little Yoda dude and shout to Darren, "HEY, you're not done your training yet, ya little bugger! Come back here!" then proceed to chase his around the stage.
456. Ask Dan what kind of hair gel he uses, because you're doing a project on common adhesives and how well their bondage is.
457. Switch his hair gel of shampoo with margarine, vaseline, mashed potatoes, 2-year-old milk that's been sitting by a vent, or better yet, Nair hair remover.
458. Show up at their concert wearing women's black lingerie (the whole get-up... garter belts, fishnet pantyhose, black lace) and say "I thought this was the Rocky Horror Picture Show convention!" Then look at D&D, and say, "Oh, I guess it is! Frank and Rocky are already here!" (bonus points if you're a guy, and get up on the stage and start singing "Sweet Transvestite" in your best Tim Curry voice).
459. Follow them around wearing a Catwoman costume and repeatedly whip them in the butt with your black leather whip, and everytime they tell you to stop of ask you what your problem is, repeatedly say, "Life's a bitch, but so am I."
460. When getting an autograph, say to Daz in a sickening-sweet voice, "Thanks for the great time last night... it was really fun getting to know the real one-night-stand you." Make sure Colby gets to learn about it.
461. Ask Dan if he's gotten over his little itchy, messy, eucalyptus-oil-in-the-airplane-bathroom incident yet. (Phe-yew! Thanks Alicia!)
462. Go to a concert, dressed as Pikachu. Glomp on to Darren or Dan and scream:
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Pikapi!!!! at the top of your lungs. (Thanks to Alisa and Mariah for that one...)
Thank you Rainy for the next 8 creations
463. Paint your body gold like the girls in the "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" video. (Give it to me baby!)
464. Stick Karl's drumstick's up your nose. Far up your nose. And if you're the
daring type you could stick 'em up your butt.
465. Get a poster of Daz and Dan and start making out with the poster in front of
them.
466. Take a poster of them and slash it with a guillotine in front of them.
467. Take life size dummies and make them look like Daz and Dan and cut of the dummy
heads with a guillotine in front of them.
468. Kidnap Obie and kill him in some gruesome way. Take a picture of it and send it
to Daz. (Eurgh! I'm calling the RSPCA!)
469. If Darren pulls you up onstage during This Side Of Me make sure you have a
butcher knife with you. Start poking him and if he asks you what you're doing
just say "You said you're not afraid to let me see the INSIDES of you!!!"
470. Traumatize Daniel. Go to a concert and make sure you have a bag of tootsie
rolls. Start throwing them at Dan, making sure you hit him really hard. When
you hit him hard enough to give him a concussion run up on the stage screaming
"Daniel, Daniel!!!! Oh My God he's hurt!!! Is there a doctor in the
house?!?!?" After this visit him in the hospital everyday. And make sure you
bring him lots of tootsie rolls. In the meantime become good friends with all
the other band members and make them think your a sweet innocent girl. Then
one day at the hospital go pyscho on Dan and tell him how you plan to kill him
and kill all the other members of SG. When he tells the other band members
they wont believe him cos they all think you're a sweet innocent little girl.
Start killing some of the backup members and then disapper from his life.
Years later send him a picture of you in a straight jacket and a murder note.
He wont forget you. (This gives "groupie" a whole new meaning, don't it? Thanks Rainy!)
Ok, ChitaGal did the next, ummm...*counts* TWENTY-FIVE?!?
471. Go to a watchmaker, bring a watch and ask him to fix it so that it runs
backwards. Then make a twist at one of the straps. Approach the SG member
of your choice and tell him, "You once said that with just a twist in
time, I could be yours." Give him the watch - or better, strap it on his
wrist - and then tell him, "Well, here's your twist in time...I'm all
yours!"
472. Dress up like a baby, get a huge basket and write a note on a piece of
card saying "You said you would take me to the moon & back if I was your
baby...well, I'm your baby now, so take me!" Try to include some official
papers from NASA and write "TICKETS TO A WORLD WHERE WE BELONG" on it.
Then get a friend to drop you off at either member's house and knock on the
door. Boy is he gonna be surprised... :) (I'd be surprised if I could find a diaper that big actually)
473. Get those 'half-heart' rings or necklaces - y'know, the one where the
heart is broken into 2 and if put together, it will reveal a message - and
give one half to a member of your choice. Say to him that this is a memory
of your friendship and that everytime you two meet, you two will remember
the special poem written on it for the both of you. (Apparently someone
did this to Robyn...)
474. Dress up like The Mask (cartoon version) and go behind either Daz or
Dan. Without them looking, give them a WEDGIE!!!
475. Dress up as a present and a friend of yours as Santa Claus. On Christmas
Day, get your Santa friend to drop you off at Daz/Dan's houses.
476. Do the above, and when they find you, sing 'Jingle Bells', but replace
'Jingle Bells' with 'Tears Of Pearls'.
477. Invite SG to a church service at your local church when they arrive at
your hometown, and on the day they come to your church, get the choir to
sing 'I'll Bet He Was Cool'. (Too bad I can't do this coz I'm a Muslim...I
got the idea while listening to the song)
478. Send a pair of ruby shoes - just paint some shoes red if you can't find
ruby shoes - to either Daz/Dan. Include a note saying 'BEWARE: Wearing
these shoes will make you CARRY ON DANCING forever!'
479. Attend the concert dressed like a vampire. Then if you get to be
backstage, try to suck blood off the band.
480. Bring a child with you. Leave the child a few metres away from SG and
then tell them, "You said love can move you to a child. Well, (point to
the child) there's the child...PROVE IT!"
481. Hypnotize both Daz & Dan before the concert, saying that Daz is actually
Dan & vice versa. (Noo!! If I ever see Dan wearing that "Cyber Vampire" outfit I'll...I'll...do something horrible!)
482. Dress up as one of the extras from one of their videos and go up to them
saying that you demand a royalty for appearing in the video. (especially
useful for the Tears Of Pearls vid...)
483. Go up to one of them after the concert (or whenever) and produce a fake
marriage certificate saying that Daz/Dan has indeed married you. (Better
do this when the cameras are flashing :) WARNING: Better not do this if
you're a guy...
484. Try to get Daz to come to your school and teach your class for a while.
Be his star student.
485. Bake a huge cake and hide inside it. Get someone to drop it off to
Daz/Dan during his birthday. When everyone is singing 'Happy Birthday',
JUMP OUT!!!
486. Enter the 'BBC Worldwide Radio Play Writing' contest and write your
radio play based on Savage Garden. If you win, make sure that Daz & Dan
get to hear it.
487. Train a pet parrot to sing some SG songs. Smuggle it into a concert and
LET HIM SING!!!
488. Go to a silverchair concert and make a lot of trouble so tat they will
have to play Savage Garden songs.
489. Make your own awards and nominate Savage Garden for most of them. Make
sure they find out!
490. Send them flowers (virtual flowers if you can't afford the real deal) to
SG on Valentines Day and on the note, put 'Will you be my Valentine
forever?'.
491. Go to http://www.santaclaus.com and send them a Christmas message (I
just did that! :)
492. Bring a friend along with you, dress alike, bring a huge bag of stuff
and when they sing 'All Around Me', get ready for the 'like a cool
chardonnay' bit. When they reach that part, both of you start displaying
the objects they mention, i.e. cool chardonnay - bottle of something,
fries on the side - plate of fries with a cherry on top, etc.
493. Do the one above, then go up to them and ask "Hey guys, just in case you
want to do a vid for AAM, just call us!"
494. Try to match-make Dan with somebody (wanna see my attempt? Goto
http://members.tripod.com/~SavageAqua/ and read 'Roses Are Violet')
495. Contact a movie producer and force them to include D&D into one of their
movies. (Skrot! Thanks ChitaGal!)
496. Walk up to Daniel and say "You're prrrrettttty fly....for a white guy!" (Uh huh, uh huh daniels girl!)
497. Shove Dazzy's head down your shirt. (From Colby Melinda)
498. Ask Dazza for a kiss and stick your tongue in. (Colby Melinda again!)
499. Push your tits in Dazza's face. ('Nother one from Colbs)
500. Sit in the front row of a concert brandishing a whipper-snipper.
No, this is not the end either...
Got an idea? Send it to me, I'll love ya forever!!
Email: savage_violet@hotmail.com
