COCKLES AND MUSCLES *

I think that I shall never see
As much bare chest on my TV;
Young strapping men are everywhere,
They're on my screen just bare, bare, bare!
Flexing muscles, bulging all,
From very short to very tall;
Now Dr. Mike has muscles too,
But looks delicious in Mike Blue;
Such loving care his ways impart,
He warms the cockles of the heart;
More skin should knock me off my socles -
But I would rather have warm cockles.

Around the pool they strut their stuff,
And some just can't show off enough;
Please tell me where they all came from,
How did these muscles they become?
And more are coming, so we hear,
The Sons of SORAS will appear;
Quick lock the attic, bolt the door,
Before old SORAS grabs some more!
With flesh my screen will overflow,
And then they'll throw in John and Bo;
Now I don't want to cause debacles -
But I would rather have warm cockles.

I say we have some equal time
And not just see men in their prime;
The fans of DAYS are of all ages,
Let's see those men from all life's stages;
Yes Shawn and Mickey, Victor too,
And how 'bout Steffie's chest anew??
8-O 8-O 8-O 8-O 8-O
I changed my mind - withdraw the question,
If you'll please pardon the expression; ;-)
I'll focus til the end on Mike,
Whose loved by young and old alike;
Yes men like Mike are such epochals -
And wouldn't you rather have warm cockles??

August 20, 1999