On the day he arrived… nurses all gathered ‘round,
They gazed in wide wonder… at this man they had found.
The head nurse spoke up and… said leave this one alone,
'Cause she could tell right away that he was bad, bad to the bone -
Bad to the bone, Bad to the bone, B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, Bad to the bone!

Well he’s Dr. Obnoxious… and he’s played Mr. Snide.
You better watch out ‘cause… he’ll take you for a ride.
You just want to slap him… smack that sneer off his face,
But if you do you know he’ll smear your name all over the place -
He’s bad to the bone, B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, Bad to the bone!

Well he ain’t bad to look at… in fact he’s all right;
But you know you can’t trust him… when he’s out of your sight.
You really can’t stand him… still you feel strangely drawn.
You know you want him around and yet you can’t wait until he’s gone -
He’s bad to the bone, B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, Bad to the bone!

He’s truly a villain… like no other before.
A sly, cunning user… he’s bad to the core.
A two-timin’ scoundrel… we all love to hate.
You know that he’s no good but he makes your coffee percolate -
He’s bad to the bone, B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, Bad to the bone!

Conceited and smarmy… not to mention how bumptious.
Such an arrogant snake… but oh he’s so scrumptious.
Condescending and crass… with a scheme all his own.
He’d sell his own dear mother because he’s bad, bad to the bone -
Bad to the bone, B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, Bad to the bone!

He’s bad to the bone, bad to the bone, B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad, B-B-B-Bad, Bad to the bone!
He’s b-a-a-a-d….. yeah!