BIKINI BOY

I thought that I had seen it all
With Austin ala brief,
But once again Days had the gall
To cause me further grief.

This time it was Bikini Boy
As Lucas did so dub;
Twas Franco in his underwear
That was the final rub.

I was amazed by what I saw
My mind filled with dismay;
Isn't there some kind of law
Against such rude display?

And Sami hauled him all around
In handcuffs nonetheless;
She clunked his head, he hit the ground
While still in his undress.

Revenge again done at a whim
She thinks he flunked her test;
She rudely crawled all over him
To write DOG on his chest.

So there he lay in naught but brief
Just about to wake;
That camera shot's beyond belief
Enough for goodness sake!

But on it went, with no relief
Much more than just one scene;
I shook my head in disbelief
This is so mean, mean, mean!

Two days of this they threw at us
Before we saw him clothed;
They finally got beyond the fuss
And now they are betrothed.

Well good for them, I wish them joy
Together quite a pair;
But as for more Bikini Boy
Please no more underwear!