NURSE HOTSY TOTSY

*She's* Nurse Hotsy Totsy
Bouncing Tigger to us all;
She's *got* the hots for Mikey
And she's at his beck and call.

She *wants* him as her doctor
His head nurse she wants to be;
It *seems* she'll stop at nothing
Til she gets him to agree.

She's planning to seduce him
Give him dinner and romance;
She'll wrap her arms around him
As she coaxes him to dance.

She's *what* the doctor ordered
Yes, she's got the healing touch;
Gives massages to the doctor
Now she's got him in her clutch.

She's *in* a skimpy teddy
Right there under that black dress;
It won't *take* much to reveal it
There'll be nothing left to guess.

Oh poor Mike, she's gonna get him
He's become her 'gator bait;
Next she'll lead him to her boudoir
Says she wants him - she can't wait.

She's *also* known as Ali
Ali-gator, Ali-cat;
Now she's *playing* hotsy totsy
In her little nurse's hat.

A new teddy, now in all white
She is gonna get her man;
She's got berries, she's got chocolate
Dip and feed him is the plan.

Not just one time, no not two times
Go for *three* times up to bat;
You can *see* where they are headed
As he tosses off her hat.

Well at least our poor Doc Noble
Now has finally found relief;
Just imagine when with Carrie -
It will be beyond belief!

I'm glad this night is over
Let's get past it if we can;
You can color me disgusted
Please just hand me DiVA's crayon!