Michael Horton, keep that towel on,
please keep covered until later
All that treasure you’ve kept hidden
from us all - except the ‘gator.

Although some would be delighted
if that towel would only slip,
Listen to me, I implore you,
keep it firmly in your grip.

Wait until the moment’s special,
time and place to be defined,
When you’re all alone with Carrie,
and there’s passion on her mind.

You will have your time together,
no more Austin, no more Tigger,
Then feel free to drop that towel -
Carrie’s eyes will sure grow bigger. 8-O

Need I say more - I don’t think so,
it seems very clear to me,
That you ought to guard your goodies,
keep things wrapped up carefully.

As for us, we must be patient,
bate our breath and wait some more,
For The Great Reveal to happen,
for the ship to come to shore.

But I say don’t be discouraged
‘cause that ship is set to sail,
They can fight it all they want to,
it will be to no avail.

So although a towel-less Michael
is so surely in demand,
We’ll just have to live with shirtless…
which I think is still quite grand - yes??

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