FRIEZA: THE LIZARD GUY

Well, would you take a look at this lil' bastard! Frieza is the main villain from Dragonball Z. Hm, that's probably put most of you off, but hey, give the lizard dude a chance! Okay, maybe he's got a girly mouth, eyes and voice, and maybe he's anime, but he's still cool! (And 'Z' is supposed to be pronnounced 'zed' not 'zee'!!! Fucking Hell! ;))

Alright, moving right along, ol' Friezer (pronnounced 'Freeza') is one of the most powerful beings in the Universe. Yeah, like we haven't heard THAT in a million storylines before! But Frieza's different- he has a tail! ^_^! Alright, so sombody ended up chopping it off, but that's just a minor detail.

So, this guy can morph into four different forms, each being more powerful than the last.

Or as like like to call them, Handle-Bar Head mode, 'Transformers- robots in disguise' mode, Watermelon-head mode, and finally 'Why does his most powerful form look so twerpy?' mode. Form 1 is only about four-and-a-half feet tall, and has girlier voice than the Powerpuff Girls! Well, maybe not quite, but damn near! Aw, ain't he a cute little fella in that form? Form 2, however, has a much deeper voice, and is about fifteen feet tall! Not to mention the horns- good for impaling, no? Form 3... eh, just lookit the picture ;)! And Form 4 is a bit taller than Form 1, and still has a bit of a girlie voice, except it's a bit raspy this time. Personally, I prefer Form 4!

One thing that got me was that the guy who conquered so many planets, defeated so many armies and was self-proclaimed most powerful being in the Universe was his height. Compared to an average sized human being...

Who says size matters? ^_^

Despite what I say about the little fella, he's my favourite character in DBZ, and he is pretty cool. I mean, he survived not only getting chopped in half by an enemy, but being blown up too! Ah, but there's something- after all that carnage, Frieza had been mutilated so much, that his father King Kold (yes yes, corny, I know...) had to have surgeons reconstruct his son. And then came-

Cyber-Frieza! Uh... yeah. Now he's part robot! With this extra strenth he'll surely conquer the Universe, right? Well... he kinda gets chopped in half (yet again) by some guy named Trunks and dies. Poor little guy... all he ever did was kill millions of innocent people and destroy a few planets... *sniffle*

Ah well. At least this guy got an action figure, unlike Shadow Weaver! (and you should AAAAALL know who SHE is by now! ;)!) Actually he got a couple- I think one of 'em was in his Watermelon-Head form, though. And the other one of him in Twerpy mode was blue... Oh well, whaddaya gonna do.

If you've read this far, you're either a DBZ fan or just decided to kill some time reading up on some anime dude with a tail. I'm proud of you! Now it's time to go, 'cos I'm all done here! Go on, git! ;)