OOOO, ROCKETSHIPPY!

WAIT!!!

Don't leave just because it's Pokemon! It's not like I don't wanna shoot Ash in the eye or beat Pikachu to death with an old ax handle whilst he screams in agony! Of course I want to see such pathetic and annoy things get the painful torture they deserve, but... uh... where was I going with that again?

Oh yeah, these two! Team Rocket, your average stuff-everything-up-and-get-wounded-and-made-fun-of-in-the-process villains. And don't take that as an excuse to leave! You're not going anywhere, my friend! *reaches out and superglues your hands to your computer so you can't click the mouse* So there! Oh, and BTW, the background music is called 'Team Rocket Forever'! :D

Anyways, despite the predictable outcomes and jokes so corny they make six year olds cringe, these two aren't the worst villains to come onto TV screens worldwide. They're actually quite good when given the chance. And don't forget, this series comes from Japan and was dubbed by Americans, which means all the swearing and nasty bits have been taken out. Just like in Dragonball Z! I mean, for fuck's sake, can't they give us ANY joy? *pulls out an old ax handle*

(Off-topicness- don't ya just love it ^_^!)

So these three Team Rocket members go by the names of Jessie (the gal), James (the guy), and Meowth (the shit-head cat thing that gets on my nerves). They go around trying to steal Pokemon for their boss. Iin a nutshell, James ran away from his wealthy family because they were trying to force him to marry someone he didn't love, Jessie left home when she was a child after her mother died, and Meowth came from the streets. Jessie and James were in a bike gang for a while, and both flunked out of Pokemon Tech (kinda like a Pokemon University) with the lowest scores in the history of the school. The two ended up joining Team Rocket, and their Boss, Giovanni, assigned Meowth to work with them. (Hey, that was a damn big nutshell I got all that info into! Must've been genetically engineered.)

So, why is this page labelled 'Rocketshippy'? 'Cos I'm an oficcial unofficial Rocketshipper! Yeah, go me! What is the definition of 'Rocketship'? Rocketship is a mixture of the words 'Team Rocket' and 'Relationship'. A Rocketshipper is someone who reckons that Jessie and James make a great couple and should get together on the show. And before you start giving me slack, there's countless Rocketshippy websites out there, and I am but one of hundreds (if not thousands) of people who reckon the same. So there!

"Jess, I love you and all, but I think the fumes from your hairspray are paralyzing my lungs!"

Then there's yer mean ol' Anti-shippers. These are those nasty people who hafta go and wreck all us Rocketshippers' fun by insisting that the two are just friends. Well I say, 'RACK OFF!!!' to them! (Hey lookit that, I didn't even swear when I said that- I must be coming down with something! ;)) I mean, c'mon, Jessie and James are two hormonally-driven seventeen year olds who've been constantly around eachother since they were kids, and whenever they're scared they always hug eachother. Not to mention the fact that in an episode called 'Pokemon Shipwreck', Jessie risked her life to help James, and in another ep called 'Holy Matrimony!', James and Jessie were last seen holding hands and gazing into eachother's eyes whilst going off into the sunset. Just friends my ass!!

Now, I know what a lot of you people out there are thinking- 'Oh for the love of gawd, can you believe these Rocketshippers? Looking so far into a kid's show and wanting two stupid cartoon characters to get together so much- what a bunch of idiots!' Alright, I accept the fact that people think that. Just one thing (and this is just for those Rocketshipper-critisizing people)- *PUNCH!* Leave us alone!!! (Hey, that hurt me a lot more than it hurt you. Aw what the hell, I enjoyed it so much I'm gonna do it again! *grabs a random Anti-Rocketshipper person and punnles them into a bloody pulp* Geez, shooting Ash in the eye, torturing Pokemon, beating people up- I'm on a roll here!) 'Sides, what's the difference between being a Rocketshipper and being someone who's wanting to see those 'Dawson's Creek' morons get together? ('Dawson's Creek'- Ahh, teeny-bopper show! *reaches for her ax handle for the third time this page!*)

Oh well, are you sick of Team Rocket yet? If you are, you can rejoice, 'cos this is where this section of my site comes to an end. If you're not- it's called a search engine, USE IT! You can go now.

Why are you still here? Oh yeah! *uses some kind of strange cosmic force (or a solvent, whatever) to unstick your hands from the computer* Go in peace! :)