These Are The Members, Past And Present, Of The Greatest Ska Band In The World, LESS THAN JAKE!
This Is Chris. He Playes Guitar And Sings. Most Of The Time, At The Begining Of The Show, Chris Will Be Wearing A Big, Black Wig. This Is Because Chris Has A Facination With 80's Hair Rockers. Chris Is One Of The Best Ska Guitarists Out There, And I Am Pround To Say That Chris Is My Idol.
This Is Vinnie. You Really Don't Get To See Much Of This BAD Boy During The Concert, But You Can Sure Hear Him Poundin' Away At His Kit. Not Only Does Vinnie Play Drums, But He Writes All The Lyric's For The Band. He Is A HUGE Pez Fan And He Has A Huge Collection, Some Of Which Are Worth Money.
Introducing Roger, The Bass Player. This Guy Is Mad Insane. I'm Suprised His Hands Don't Turn To Shreaded Cheeze After Each Show. Roger Also Collects Pez And He And Vinnie Live Together. I Bet Their House Is A Pez Mesuem.
Hello, My Name Is Buddy, And I'm A Alcoholic. Just Kidding. The Only thing Buddy Is Addicted To Is Playing His Trombone. He Is GREAT, And A Really Nice Guy Too.
This Is Derron. He Once Lived In The Peacefull Ewok Village, And Played In A Local Ewokian Band Named The Holsteins. That Was Until Darth Vader Attacked His Village, And Derron Had To Flee With All Of His Star Wars Collection To The USA. Now, He Plays Saxophone In Less Than Jake. And He Has A Huge Collection Of Star Wars Stuff.
This Is Pete. Pete Used To Be A Member Of SlapStick. Now He Is Auditioning To Be A Permanent Member Of Less Than Jake.
Past Members Include:
Shaun - Ex-Bass Player Turned Roadie
Jessica Mills - Alto Saxophone
Lars - Valve Trombore (Ex-Skankin' Pickle Member)
Chris Campisi - Bass
Aaron - Bari Saxophone
Email: dswift@itctel.com
