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Why BattleDome isn't that good anymore-
Here, are several reasons why BattleDome, and i hate to say this, kinda sucks now, broken doen into several points...
- the perfect-ten cover girls now really, what is up?!?!!? WHY are they here? battldome used to have some 'sexual flair' to it, but damn, this is just too much. and they dont DO anything. the dahm triplets at least got o'dell's pads on and off.
- the events where are the aerial events? and whats up with these new pussy ones? the ring thing, it's a DEATH TRAP. more guys have been injured on that then anything because the ring is SOLID STEEL. every week there's a cracked skull! and the guys who arn't injured score about 7800 points. and theres others, the ball shooting thing, the guantlet, the bridge thing, they ALL SUCK.
- where is the chairman???where is the chairman, where for that matter are the subplots!?!?!?! that was what made battledome FUNNY. T-Money would yell unintelligible gibberish at o'dell, o'dell would have the whore triplets, payne would steal motercycles, and JAKE FURY! last i saw jake fury he was an extra in a biker's bar on drew carey. (although i think his ankle injury last year may have been career ending)
- where is SCOTT FERRALL or who the f*** is ed lover??? scott ruled!! every episode he would say "i'd like to go in [name of female]'s locker room!!" and then steve would say "rumors scott, rumors!" and who is ed lover?!?!?! i mean who is ed lover?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
- the final event this is my biggest gripe. the final event used to RULE. now it just sucks. it used to be a demonstration of the endurance of the competeters, remember the time they lasted for about 5 minutes till the one guy was so tired he quit? that was battledome! now it's just a mindless punch fest.
 Comments or questions?
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