Welcome to Die, Howdy, Die, the site dedicated to the pure evil that is Howdy, and his hopeful immenent departure from the Ham-Ham gang. Howdy, being the pure realization of all that is evil, has single-handedly made Hamtaro unwatchable. From his squinting to his annoying as all hell accent and so called "rapier-wit", Howdy has given many a child nightmares.

First, let us compare Howdy to an ideal hamster.

I want to eat you souls!!! I'm a good hamster!

Accent Annoying as ALL HELL. Not annoying at all.

Personality Grating as ALL HELL. Not grating at all.

Talking Talks TOO GODDAMN MUCH. Doesn't say much.

Carries a freakin' BROOM Yes. No.

Wears a freakin' APRON Yes. No.


Accent	Annoying as ALL HELL.	Not annoying at all.
Personality	Grating as ALL HELL.	Not grating at all.
Talking	Talks TOO GODDAMN MUCH.	Doesn't say much.
Carries a freakin' BROOM	Yes.	No.
Wears a freakin' APRON	Yes.	No.