Terms and Conditions
Here some crappy rules that apply to this site...and you really need to think about if they are actual rules...yeah something's wrong with you...seriously.
The 1st rule of Monkeys R Us is, do not talk about Monkeys R Us...
The 2nd rule of Monkeys R Us is, DO NOT TALK ABOUT MONKEYS R US!!!
3. No smoking, cuz u know, that's
just friggen gross as hell...
4. This site is best viewed at
"Smirnoff x Absolut"
5. Please keep ur hands and feet
inside the moving site, until it has come to a full and complete stop
6. You must be at least 18 or 19 to
view this site, cuz I dunno, why not?
7. This site is basically for
Entertainment Purposes...kinda like Wheel Of Fortune
8. I will say outdated words such
as: "rad" and "groovy"...BEWARE
9. Knowing how a Woodchuck could
chuck wood...will come in handy
10. GET OUTTA MY HOOOOOOUSE!!! (-A select few will know what this means)
11. Homer Simpson was a wise man
when he said, "No Fat Chicks"|
12. Everything sounds cooler when u
put the word, "Friggen", in front of it...for example..."Whoa,
that is just friggen awesome!!!" See I told u.
13. You must know, Who Let The Dogs
Out!?
14. If your house is more mobile
than your car, you might be a redneck.
15. Harry Ballsonya?
16. A booga booga boogidy boo?...what?