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(S stands for Saphinora and M stands for Mistoffelees)
S: Hey Misto!
M: Hi Saph... *long pause in the tape* Umm... do you mind telling me why you just shoved a tape recorder in my face?
S: I want to interview you?
M: Interview me???
S: Yes.. is that okay?
M: I guess so...
S: Whatsa matter? Camera shy? Hee hee!
M: *long pause* Are you drunk on catnip?
S: *nothing*
M: I knew it!!!! Ha! You've been sneaking bites of extra catnip from your family, haven't you? *laughs*
S: Only one or two... really!
M: Right.
Jequenia's Voice: I swear, sometimes you two are worse together than my and Saph. You could be brother and sister!
S and M: Eeeewwwwww!!!! *pause, then:* Hey!
M: Whaddya mean, "eeew?"
S: Right back at you!
Jequenia's Voice: Ahem. Number one: you two are supposed to be, like, best friends, and number two: Saph, you're supposed to be interivewing the guy!
S: Oh, right.
M: Sorry. What I meant when I said "Eew" was that you're my friend and i don't want to think of you as a sibling.
S: Yeah, I'd hate to fight with you every day like I do with Jequenia. *giggles*
M: *pause* The interview?
S: Wha- oh! Of course! Umm... *the sound of papers being shuffled is heard* What's it like being the "Magical Cat"?
M: It's actually quite fun.. because I can do this!
*you suddenly hear loud bursts of laughter and giggles coming from Saphinora*
S: No fair! Heee hee! You can... wahaaa! Tickle me without... hehehehehehe! Moving your hands! Yahahahahawoooooooha! Hahahaha!
M: *starts to chuckle*
You suppose he stops, because Saph's laughter dies off.
M: Well, that was a very fun interview. Now... I have to go, because I promised Skimble I'd see him off on his train.
*after a long pause*
S: Jeq, maybe you're right about us being siblings. He's almost like my older brother!
Jequenia: ooooh, you LIKE him!
S: Do not!... well... maybe a little...
J: HAHA! Your tape recorder is still on!
S: Wha- Ooh, I'm gonna pull your little tail so hard-
The tape ends.