I know most of you are as shocked as me...Britney has a fan, no a fanatic...
Well Britney was looking horrible on the show, her face was just a, well...mess, to put it nicely. Her fan may have looked normal, but seemed to have a mental disfunction, which explains quite alot. Britneys fan also was the same fan who was on MTV's Look Like Your Idol Show and was made to look like (duh) Britney Spears, which helps prove the one fan theory, (thanks to a Goddes1617@aol.com for bringing this to my attention) . Britney answered the usual bullshit questions about her album doing so well and the "...Baby One More Time" single. Britney seemed very fake, everything she said could have easily been a lie. Britney claimed her and her mom have a really close relationship...hmmm. Of course Britney must brag about her cell phone and claims to have very high phone bills. Could that be due to...I don't know, all her calls to 1-800-HORNY. Just giving you something to think about. Back to Britneys fan though, this girl just seemed weird. She said she was a "fan immediately," as soon as she saw Britney opening for 'N Sync. Who can vouch that the sight of Britney not only doesn't attract people, but her voice repells them? This "fanatic" has heard Britney sing live, and is still a fan...hmm, I wonder if she can actually hear. Well you've got my opinions, as you always do when it comes to Bitchney and if you don't agree that's too damn bad! However if you want to send me mail, hate or not, feel free to. I find the hate mail especially humerous though, so please don't hesitate to send it.