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Wow, where do I start covering such a broad topic, (literally)? Well I think the easiest and most obvious would be clothes. Yep, Britney Spears sure didn't disappoint...(cough cough). Since her performance was being aired in front of millions of television viewers, including half of which were probably under 12, I thought Britney might cover up a little more. No luck! Britneys little white shirt, which of course exposed her stomach (<--that's a whole another paragraph) and not to mention clinged to her. Now umm, I don't know whether Britney tries to be slutty or is just so dumb it happens naturally, but the dumbshit wasn't even wearing a bra! Poor children. Now the pants: Pink hip huggers that were too short...not the cute too short "pedal pushers" look, but almost (not quite) touching her shoe short. With a slight change of length in the pants, the outfit might have worked on somebody else at a more appropraite place.
Okay, heres an insight on just how bad Britney looked in her outfit. My dad, far from ideal fitness, walked through the room and couldn't believe what she was wearing because her "gut" was hanging out. It's bad when my dad puts you down. Her stomach was pretty repulsive though..."don't show off what you don't have!" I could see all Britney's blubber shaking as she walked, not even danced, around the stage.
Despite how bad Britney looked, I'm not sure which, her looks or her performance were worse. First all those "great" dance moves you see in the "...Baby One More Time" video...I think she might have done one of those moves, and the extent of that was moving her arms. Britney walked around the stage and tried to sing. I personally think she lip sung the song at the show because you know all that walking probably made her short of breath. Either way, it sucked.
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