My Humour Page!
Hey everyone, welcome to the village of humour, the people here love to laugh, oh yes before going on please read the warning!!
WARNING
If you can't take a joke I want to warn you that you shouldn't stay here, I am a huge Bsb fan (duh), but I also love the humour part of it,
for those fans who can take a joke welcome enjoy yourself, Please don't send me hate mail I will not change my opinion! Thanks!
THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE
1. The boys girlfriends beat the crap out of the fans who diss them
2. When the boys win an award I would like to see Brian thank Tyke before anyone else
3. Bsb fight with N'Sync and make Justin cry
4. See them actually on a date
5. Them singing a Britany Spears song
6. Nick not so perfect if that is actually possible
7. The boy's dogs get in a fight with N'sync's dogs
8. The boys go on stage in sweats and see the fans reaction
9. Nick telling everyone to shut up and that he isn't fat
10. Kevin building a log cabin (hehe I can just picture it)
11. Brian swearing (I don't think he has it in him)
12. A.J during a hang over LOL
13. The fans reaction if Brian and Leighanne ever got married
14. The boys in person (I had to add that one sorry)
15. All of them drunk
16. Nick with black hair (I can't even picture that one)
17. Brian with a beer belly
18. Bsb singing Shake your Bon Bon (hehehaha)
19. A bsb reunion in 50 years
20. Howie without his curls
21. Kevin Talking really really fast
22. Bsb dissing N'sync
23. Bsb gathered together watching Dawson's Creek (does someone have a camera hehe)
24. Mandy and Leighanne blow Nick and Brian off to go shopping
25. Kevin and Nick fighting
26. Bsb's moms lecturing them
MY TOP 10'S
TOP 10 REASONS NICK SHOULD TAKE IT OFF!!
10. So Brian feels stupid and takes it off too
9. To totally shock the hell out of his mom
8. To see if he has a Journey rules tatoo anywhere
7. So everyone will shut up about him being fat
6. So everyone will shut up about him period
5. So we can thank him when everyone finishes screaming from lack of oxygen
4. To put A.J and Kevin in their shame
3. The facial expressions...what a kodak moment
2. To see his hot body
1. BECAUSE HE IS SO FINE
TOP 10 REASONS A.J SHOULD GIVE ME HIS MONEY!!
10. I don't have any
9. He has lots
8. He is always looking for loose change on the ground I am sure he can spare some
7. He owes me for all the heart attacks he has given me from his hot bod
6. So I can buy more jewlery then him..come on he is guy
5. So he can't spend it on hair colour and tattoos
4. There is this really nice drum set I have had my eye on
3. If he doesn't Panda and Bear are toast
2. I spent all my money buying all there merchindice
1. I LOVE MONEY
TOP 10 REASONS WHY NICK SHOULDN'T DATE BRITANY SPEARS!!
10. They would never get anywhere..he thinks Norway is in Sweden and she doesn't know where Australia is
9. We wouldn't want her airheadedness(is that a word?) to wear off on him
8. She can't do 2 things at once like kiss and hold hands
7. Her makeup would get all over his clothes..eww
6. That would just piss us all off to no end
5. Britany Carter? sounds like a fruit juice
4. His favorite colour is green and she wears too much damn pink..I smell clash
3. What would there kids look like? 2. No one should date her
1. I want to date him dammit!
TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO WELL IN LINE FOR BSB TICKETS!!
10. Sit there with an attitude and paint your nails
9. Blast N'Sync
8. Pretend like you know everything and show off in front of other fans
7. talk on the phone for the whole time
6. anounce that Nick is yours
5. Put a sign on your back that says we are 4th in line
4. Keep asking when the tickets go on sale
3. Eat a huge breakfast and stand in line for 4 hours can you say...puke?
2. Pay with credit card..that take to long
1. Keep asking what you are in line for