The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. - Nick
Be unique, be different, say yes.... -AJ
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? - Brian
Nice legs...what time do they open? - AJ
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. - Kevin
My name is Nick...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. - Nick
I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. - Brian
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute." - Howie
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. - Kevin
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. - Brian
I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade. -Nick
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? - Brian
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. - Nick
I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? - Nick
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. - Nick
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza? - Brian
I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too. - Brian
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. - Kevin
They call me coffee. I grind so fine. - Howie
I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right. - Howie
I think I can die happy now...cuz I've seen a piece of heaven. - Nick
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. - AJ
Hi, my name is "Milk". I'll do your body good. - Nick
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. - Nick
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. - Brian
Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart. - AJ
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. - Howie
Hello, Cupid called, He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. -Brian
I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house? - Nick
Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you. - AJ
There must be something wrong with my eyes cuz I can't take them off you. - Brian
Help the homeless. Take me home with you! - Nick
I hope you know CPR cause baby you take my breath away! - Howie
Baby, somebody call God cause he's missing an angel - Brian
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? - Nick
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? - Howie
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. - Nick
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? - Brian
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. - AJ
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. - Brian
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together. -Nick
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. - AJ
Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says, "Made in Heaven". - Brian
Are those real? - Nick
The only place I want to go is south of the border. - AJ
Hey baby...Can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? - AJ
You can feel the magic between us... - Nick
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. - Howie
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. - Brian
Sex is a killer...want to die happy? - Howie
You know if I was you, I'd have sex with me. - Nick
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind, all night long. - Kevin
If you really want it good girl, come and get yourself a bad boy. -Brian