Bex Beer
On many worlds, this is considered a staple rather
than a luxury. Customarily served warm and frothy, a true Bex is
a real man's beer. Makes stout look anorexic. The traditional quality
check for a Bex is to suspend a spoon upright in the glass - if the stem
touches the edge before the bowl dissolves, the brew is an inferior imitation.
Cerulean Gemstones
Diamonds used to be a girl's best friend, and they're
still nice to phone up on a boring Saturday or meet for some light shopping
but these days Ceruleans are the only ones a girl will share her clothes
with and tell all her secrets to.
Fluffy Rodents
Pets, delicacies, fashion accessories or all three.
Everybody who's anybody, darling, needs a steady supply of fluffy rodents
to complement their marvelous lifestyle.
Sunflowers
For the environmentally aware, a natural source of
heat and light. Looks pretty, smells nice, and the delicious seeds
roast themselves.
Warp Steroids
The rich man's royal road to physical perfection,
but not completely without side effects. When used imprudently, "WaStes"
have been known to shrink other body parts, and sometimes cause them to
go concave - a consequence that's most noticeable (though not, perhaps,
most embarrassing) when it happens to the nose.