Top Ten Ways to Make Hockey More Exciting 10. During playoffs, players dress up as their favorite Ice Capades character 9. Canadians must play in bare feet 8. All penalties must be served sitting next to that guy who played "Doc" on "The Love Boat" 7. Just barely visible under ice: frozen body of Walt Disney 6. If the Zamboni drops below 50 mph it blows up 5. "Your New Jersey Devils starting goalie -- Miss Katherine Hepburn" 4. New snack bar item: players' missing teeth dipped in fudge 3. Try hot griddle surface instead of ice. 2. Only guys named Stanley get to wear a cup 1. One word: BLINDFOLDS. All Rights Reserved. |