10. Tie rookies up and drag them around the rink.

9. Chasing squirrels around the arena parking lot after practice!

8. Get a couple of them and DRAG!...

7. Doin' donuts at the face-off circles...

6. "Just wait until the next time Coach makes me mad!"...

5. "Aw Coach, I was just doing my Jeff Gordon impression!'.

4. Scaring the heck out of ice-level broadcasters and analysts!

3. "I just need it to smooth off my lake at home!"...

2. Provides a moving target for slap shot practice.

1. CAN YOU SAY "ZAMBONI GIRL"?!!!!!!