10. You are in Madison Square Garden.

9. Your home fans cheer when the other team scores.

8. A couple fans are stumbling around demanding to see Gary Bettman.

7. Mosh pit starts between periods...

6. Fans are booing the Pee-Wee games between periods.

5. Fights in the crowd are starting over "What the Zamboni driver's name is!".

4. Fans boo the 3 Stars of the Game...

3. Fans start holding up signs saying "Will stop pucks for Beer!"...

2. Half your Team Fan Club was arrested for trying to beat up a little old lady wearing an opponents' team jersey.

1. It's "Beer for a Nickel" night at the arena...