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Top Ten Gifts to Give a Hockey Goalie This Holiday Season ![]() 10. SPF 30 sunscreen, for that annoying back of the neck burn. 9. For the significant other on your list, here's one that won't cost you a penny: After the game, you can "tend to his/her equipment", if you know what I mean. 8. Chia Pet (hey, everyone loves chia pets). 7. Ice packs, Ice packs, and more ice packs. 6. Patrick Roy's newest instructional video: "How to alienate a whole city in three easy steps" (endorsed by Mike Keenan) 5. Dominic Hasek's newest instructional video: "Ugly goaltending made easy." 4. Blaine Lacher's newest instructional video: "Riding the Pine with Style" 3. A contract with a real NHL team, instead of an AHL or a contract in hockey hell (Curtis Joesph only) 2. Clothing that brings out the color of bruises. 1. Gift certificate for mental health services. ![]() ![]() All Rights Reserved. |