WIGAN GIRLS

Q. What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and a Wigan girl ?
A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q. What is the difference between a Wigan girl and the Titanic ?
A. Only 1500 men went down on the Titanic.

Q. Why does a Wigan girl wear knickers ?
A. To keep her ankles warm.

Q. How does a Wigan girl turn the light off after sex ?
A. She closes the car door.

Q. What does a Wigan girl say after sex ?
A. Do you really all play for the same rugby team.

Q. What makes a Wigan girls eyes light up ?
A. A torch shone in her ear.

Q .How do you know when a Wigan girl had an orgasm ?
A. She drops her pies.

Q. What's the difference between a Wigan girl and an ironing board ?
A. An ironing boards legs are difficult to get apart.

Q. What's the difference between a Wigan girl and a washing machine ?
A. You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

Q. What's the difference between a Wigan girl and a Wigan boy?
A .A Wigan girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. What does a Wigan girl do with her arsehole after sex ?
A. She takes him down the pub.

Q .What does a Wigan girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive to men ?
A .Her feet.

Q. What's the difference between a Wigan girl and a plate of spaghetti ?
A. Spaghetti moves when you eat it.

Q. Why aren't Wigan girls allowed coffee breaks ?
A. It takes too long to re-train them.

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WIGAN GIRL AT UNIVERSITY ?
A. A VISITOR

Q. WHAT DO WIGAN GIRLS HAVE IN COMMON WITH COW-PATS ?
A. THEY'RE BOTH EASIER TO PICK UP WITH AGE

Q. WHY DO WIGAN GIRLS TAKE THE PILL ?
A. SO THEY KNOW WHICH DAY IT IS

Q. WHY DO WIGAN GIRLS BUY CARS WITH SUN-ROOFS ?
A. THERE'S MORE LEG ROOM

Q. WHY DO WIGAN GIRLS INSIST ON USING CONDOMS ?
A. BECAUSE THEY LIKE A DOGGY BAG FOR LATER

Q. HOW CAN A WIGAN GIRL TELL THAT HER YOUNGER SISTER HAS HAD HER FIRST PERIOD ?
A. HER DAD'S DICK TASTES DIFFERENT