Q: What's your name?

A: Bob the Crossdressing dinosaur

Q: How old are you?

A: Do you want that in days, months, decades, centurys, or millions of years?

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I'm an ex-postal employee. I quit when I was attacked by a dog with rabies. Now I'm employee of the however-long-it-takes-us-to-change-it at the BlueTrunkingpump diner. (come dine with us, we're oil free!)

Q: What's with your name?

A: WHY?? do you have a problem with dinosaurs? Is it my fault I was born with this name?

Q: Are you a leftie or a rightie?

A: Leftie when I use my left mind, rightie when I use my right mind, ambidexterous when I don't use my mind.

Who am I?

"Who am I?? Who am I?? I am the pleasurable...the powerful...the undestructible Mushu."disney's Mulan (sorry, I hadda get that out of my system)

My name is Jessica M.B. I'm a paranoid individual who will not give away her last name or middle name out, due to the 1000000 stalkers and mass-murderers online trying to contact and kill me.

My birthday is April 9th, and yes, I do accept gifts..thank you very much.

I am __ years old, and attend a public high school in northern New Jersey. I'm not in my freshman year, so that gives you three (four?) ages to chose from.

I was born in Briarwood, Queens, and the week after I moved, there was a murder on my street. I now live in a 1 sqare mile town with a population of about 1000, and a 1/2 block long town.

I have an addiction to sugar, and I warn you..don't talk to me if it's not in my system, for that is when I become....SUPER B*TCH!!!!!! (slaps more painfully than a speeding bullet, with a look that could kill!)

If you have any questions about me....(yea right), then e-mail me!