Quotes!

Ok, for all two of you who have actually visited, and/or are here right now, this is the moment you have all been waiting for! I finally took the time to sit down and think. And despite the burning smell that came from the rust and cobwebs in my head, I actually came up with a lot. Please e-mail me any more you would like to. And by the way, some of these may be slightly inappropiate for some people.

• "Fighting a war for peace is like f*cking for virginity. "
• "Constipated people don't give a shit."
• "So why aren't you in the smart class?" "Because we're stupid" A conversation between a substitute and one of my friends
• "The grass may be greener on the other side, but somebody still has to mow it."
• "I don't speak Cubanese." "There IS no such thing" "Well, I don't speak Cubanian." "There isn't a language called that" "I don't speak Cubanish?" "I think you mean Spanish" Me, and two of my friends. Click here if you want to know about that quote.
• Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.
• I got kicked out of boy scouts for eating a brownie.
• There are three types of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
• There are three types of people. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those of us who wonder, "What the hell just happened??"
• The best proof that there is intelligent life out there, is the fact that they haven't contacted us.
• You are unique, just like everybody else.
• From Brain of Brian.com
• We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
• There are two kinds of pedestrians--the quick and the dead.
• Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
• Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
• If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.
• Serious Quotes
• We laughed when they told us we wouldn't want to leave. We cried when they told us we had to.
• Someone worth your tears shouldn't make you cry.
• Love can sometimes be like magic, but sometimes, magic is just an illusion.