Space monkey on a autamen you know he was ashamed of that, he got himself a piece of pie.
George Washington was famous for his wooden teeth and so much more you know he could not tell a lie.
And when you cut an onion skin and keep on slicing deeper in the juice is going to make you cry.
The structure of the a feather soft enables it to be held aloft and the ont he updraft of a drunken sigh dont ask me why
Oppenheimer built a bomb
Everybody sing along
?
Local ? your on TV
eifel tower Paris France
maharashie in a trance
satellites in outer space
vanishes without a trace
Space monkey on a autamen you know he was ashamed of that he got himself a piece of pie.
George Washington was famous for his wooden teeth and so much more you know he could not tell a lie.
And when you cut an onion skin and keep on slicing deeper in the juice is going to make you cry.
The structure of the ? enables it to be held aloft and the ? of the drunken side dont ask me why
why
*solo*
Space monkey on a autamen you know he was ashamed of that he got himself a piece of pie.
George Washington was famous for his wooden teeth and so much more you know he could not tell a lie.
And when you cut an onion skin and keep on slicing deeper in the juice is going to make you cry.
The structure of the ? enables it to be held aloft and the ? of the drunken side don’ ask me why.
Oppenheimer built a bomb
Everybody sing along
?
Local ? your on TV
ifle tower Paris France
maharacie in a trance
satellites in outer space
vanishes without a trace,
what do you think of this song
I think its gone on way to long.
Bad vibes
Stomach is rumbling its hard to keep from mumbling around
you cant shake the feeling that you’ll be coming home in a shroud
its just a dumb vacation but you cant keep it up your too proud
you think that you’ll have a drink so you can face this feeling aloud
everything is AOK the sun is shinning hey,
something buckles in the wing people start to pray and sing
that’s when you begin to think that you were wrong about the bad vibes
people are screaming its hard to heard the stuadess lie
stomach stops rumbling your mouth becomes incredibly dry
It takes a while to fossil you might have time to learn how to fly, fly.
Your staring into gravity’s maw
Trying to think of ways to trancend all the dynamic laws
plane is moving crazy its being tossed around like a ball
its hard to do much breathing your throat is getting tighter and raw
everything is AOK sun is shinnying hey
something buckles in the wing people start to pray and sing
that’s when you begin to think that you were wrong about the bad vibes
bad vibes, bad vibes, bad vibes, bad vibes.
Do the Brutus
Take a step don’t bend your knees throw back your head like your going to sneeze
pump up your chest till you bust your vest and look around like you dont say please
strut up on the floor like your the captain of the earth
check out all the people like you know what they are worth
hold your arms out to the side swing them slow with righteous pride
you got to do the brutus tonight,
get off you bootus and do the brutus its quite a hootus go do the brutus
Remove the Shoe
when I’m walking down the street just following my stinky feet around,
all the people that I meet to hesitate to great me with a frown,
is it just the way I look or is it some bad drugs they took that make them look at me that way well I don’t know what can I say
I know its none of my concern but judging by the way they burn things seem a whole lot worse for them that me
its true that rock inside my shoe is getting good and chewing(?) at my toe,
luckily the answer to this fix is one that I already know,
I take that shoe right off my foot and shake it till the rock comes loose
then take a bow and put the shoe back on and cry out
faces come back down the block like pebbles washin' down a ripplin' stream,
(?) and mumbling like they cant get out of someone else’s dream.
Is it just the way I look or is it some bad drugs they took that make them look at me that way well I don’t know what can I say
I know its none of my concert but judging by the way they burn things seem a whole lot worse for them that me
remove the shoe right off my foot and shake it till the rock comes loose
then take a bow and put the shoe back on and cry out
faces come back down a (?) like rocks down a rippling stream,
(?) and mumbling like they cant get out of someone else’s dream.
When I’m walking down the street just following my stinky feet around,
all the people that I meet to hesitate to great me with a frown,
is it just the way I look or is it some bad drugs they took that make them look at me that way well I don’t know what can I say
I know its none of my concert but judging by the way they burn things seem a whole lot worse for them that me
Overworked Folk Hero Guy
I pulled the ? from the ? pole?
? so
??Race?? and the fever o
but its not enough but its not enough said its not enough well its not enough
?
tilt my head and mow the grass (or broken glass) ?? and ? the gas
but its not enough but its not enough said its not enough well its not enough
when am I supposed to get rest
before I get a put to the test
Im sick and tired of being the best
im pushing rocks and ? and ??
and hanging out of window sills
drinking up the ocean blue ive had enough I think im through.
I pulled the ? from the ? pole?
?
??Race and the fever o
?
tilt my head and mow the grass ?? and ? the gas
but its not enough but its not enough said its not enough well its not enough
when am I supposed to get rest
before I get a put to the test,
Im sick and tired of being the best
Uncle!
Grunts*
all the kids are wonder what they will get for christmas,
something ? in my bed and its landing on my ?
little girl is wondering where she will get her first kiss
little bird is in my ear and its giving me the business
TV snow is buzzin' in my bones?????
dont like it
*gunts*
the mop is resting in my tub and its getting kind of stinky
?? is filling up and its getting kind of sinky
? ? small and dinky
thats why I am so inclined to skate outside the rinky
? till he ? bussles in my bones?????
dont like it
*grunts*
all the kids are wonder what they will get for christmas,
something ? in my bed and its landing on my ?
little girl is wondering where she will get her first kiss
little bird is in my ear and its giving me the business
? till he ? bussles in my bones?????
? till he ? bussles in my bones?????
dont like it
The Piano Movers
well we got some beer and we got some rope we got a little muscle but were short on hope. The stairs are steep and the corners sharp in time we will be learning how to play the harps.
it didn’t take us long to get it thru the door it nearly crushed our foot as it hit the floor we knew when it was over we would all be sore.
its just an old piano but holy Hannah, its gotta been as heavy as a baby whale. Sure well lend a hand but who do you think I am. And we knew from the start that we were doomed to fail
So we doubled up our efforts for a second attack felt like trying to go a swimming in a gunny sack. The stairs they were a squeeking and the plaster's cracked but those 88 keys kept on smilling back.
So we got that thing in a solid jam it was as easy to get moving as a 3 ton ham, it wouldnt even budge against a battering ram
its just an old piano but holy Hannah its gotta been as heavy as a baby whale. Sure well lend a hand but who do you think I am. And we knew from the start that we were doomed to fail
heave ho (multiple times and in other parts of the song too)
So we got that thing in a solid jam it was as easy to get moving as a 3 ton ham, it wouldnt even budge against the battering ram
its just an old piano but holy Hannah its gotta been as heavy as a baby whale. Sure well lend a hand but who do you think I am. And we knew from the start that we were doomed to fail.
In The Grass
sometimes you have to grease a squeaky door
you gotta take it easy
sometimes it aint to cool to ask for more
before you get to greedy
running up the stairs is fun but watch out for your knees
sometimes you got to climb a slimy rope
you got to take some time out
sometimes you got to order out of hope
before you make that ?
shooting when the time is right but watch out for the ?
stop thinking of your self ?
its cool to wait around for lunch?
And ? so fucking fast
its cool to lie down in the grass
there is more than one way to skin the the proverbial feline
but sometimes you just have to wait in line.
Bomb Squad
something’s bulging in the mail were walking on a bed of nails
all the men in courage suits, with steady hands and silver boots.
Aspestice, gloves, and goggles too, don’t even breath and were thru
hit the deck she’s gonna blow
ive got a pair of special tongs professionals won’t do it wrong.
professionals they work with care, super calm dont raise a hair
number one disposal crew dont even breath and were thru
hit the deck gonna blow
waiting for gods hammer to come down,
liquefy your carcass sole to crown
blow this flimsy place down to the ground.
Professionals they work with care
Someone pokes it with a stick until something begins to tick.
The pressure starts to make you sick we'ld better get to shelter quick
As?pestice, gloves, and goggles too don’t even breath and were thru
hit the deck she’s gonna blow
waiting for ?
sounds like someone dropped an old steam train
gonna blow ourselves into space
something ? in the mail were walking on a bed of nails
all the men in courage suits with steady hands and silver boots.
Number one disposal crew don’t even breath and were thru
hit the deck she’s gonna blow
waiting for gods hammer to come down,
liquefy your carcass sole to crap?
blow this flimsy place down to the ground
ITS Credo
Integrity Technology and Service is the credo we abide by every single day
3 simple words are all we need to guide our every act we lead and lead us in a mode ?
doubters ? us, tempters try to sway us, but on solid ground well stay
Integrity: we dont play for free
Technology: we know the key of E
And Service: well show you how to be
Integrity: to a high degree
Technology: starts with a ‘t’
Service: at no extra fee
salute the men of ITS they never buckle under stress, they clean up every single mess they make
some people ? fit? the creed of everyday as we agreed ?
3 simple words are all we need to ? every act we lead and lead us in a mode ?
doubters ? us, ? know how to sway us, but on solid ground well stay
Where Wolfmen Lurk
ohhhhh, ooohhhhhhhh. ohhhhh, ooohhhhhhhh.
When the moon is waxing full and the ocean feels its pull, there are a few who feel it to, a subtle spark it does imbue, into its blood it starts to stew, strange feelings of a ??
his eyes they glow, his teeth they know.
Legs are pumping heart is pounding looking around. Leaves are crunching twigs are snapping over the ground. Bushes rustling, jesus help us what would they sound. You better hope its ? but its worse
ohhhhh, ooohhhhhhhh. ohhhhh, ooohhhhhhhh
lovers walking thru the woods like innocent Red Ridding hood, are startled by a sudden sound and something that looks like a hound.
his eyes they glow, his teeth they know.
Legs are pumping heart is pounding looking around. Twigs are snapping Leaves are crunching over the ground. Bushes rustling, jesus help us what would they sound. You better hope its ? but its worse
where wolfmen lurk.
ohhhhh, ooohhhhhhhh. ohhhhh, ooohhhhhhhh
lovers walking through the woods like innocent red ridding hood, are startled by a sudden sound and something that looks like a hound.
his eyes they glow, his teeth they know.
Legs are pumping heart is pounding looking around. twigs are snapping leaves are crunching over the ground. Bushes rustling, Jesus help us what would they ?. You better hope its ? but its worse