Do you have any idea what it takes to rock?
Every night every day every night
Plug us in and watch us pump out sound
Comin' to you so you don't have to leave town
This is the show... we are band
Sometimes it just takes you by the hand
Lunatic To Love
I said I loved you and I told you on Tuesday
You said you're happy but your mind is slidin' sideways
You said you're happy but you're dozy in the theater
The goons keep grillin' me wondrin' - how I'm treatin' ya!
I say she's happy, that's all that matters
I say she's happy, that's all that matters
Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered
You say she's happy, that's all that matters now
You're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey Lunatic
I dropped you off at the asylum on a Friday
You looked like hell but I said that you looked OK
Spent the weekend flailing round the trailer
I had to tie you down and strap on your inhaler
I wish that I could help you feel the cool breeze
Set up an IV of sanity
Say there's a spy in one half of your brain
Spyin' on the other half and it's drivin' you a little insane
But you're happy, that's all that matters
But you're happy, that's all that matters
Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered
She say's she's happy, that's all that matters now
You're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey Lunatic
Volcano
Under the island... midle of a mountain
There is a big bad... boomin' system
Blowin' speakers... woofers and tweeters
Amplifiers... melted wires
The party exploded... the core is corroded
Under ground... the Puget sound
Cause a shiftin'... and a driftin'
Big black boom box... stuck in the hot rock
It's in there flowin'... in there growin'
You don't believe me... that this scenery
Could be a cold blooded killer
It's gonna blow... Volcano
It's gonna blow... Volcano
It's gonna blow... Volcano
Now the island is shiftin'... the plates are liftin'
The core is creamy... docile and dreamy
Stopped up and steamy
Happy campers... poop in their pampers
When the mountain... becomes a fountain
Of white hot lava... molten magma
Super sonic... plate tectonics
Stereo phonic... lava and tonic
The boom is bionic
Sony shut down... magnavox meltdown
Ballistic breakdown
Hi-fi heatwave... lo-fi lava cave
That sulfur smells... Mt. St. Helens
Pompeii was yellin'...
It's gonna blow... Volcano
It's gonna blow... Volcano
It's gonna blow... Volcano
Mach 5
I will survive, in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5, I will survive
Yeah yeah
I will survive, in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5, I will survive
Yeah yeah
I bring the hammer down
I tiny crushing sound
And I'm in the yard
Smashing matchbox cars
An itty bitty crash
My machine is trash
But I'm blastin' past
chickie on the dash, chickie on the gas
(Go chickie)
I will survive, in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5, I will survive
Yeah yeah
I will survive, in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5, I will survive
Yeah yeah
A firecracker blows
An urge overload
The wild plastic fire
Smoke from the tire
Layin' a little patch
Without a single scratch
Between the hammer and the rock I
Can see a bright blue Mach 5
It's my Mach 5
(Oh my goodness, it's the most beautiful little thing I've ever seen in my
life It's blue on the outside and all creamy on the interior yeah. I can't
bring myself to smash it, so I take it for ride on a sunny summer sunday
afternoon)
And ride it with the top down
Ride it with the top down
Ride it with the top down
Hell I blew the top right off my car
I will survive, in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5, I will
I will survive, in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5, yeah
I wanna go
I wanna go
I wanna go
I wanna go
Twig
Creepy weepy willow pillow buggy shit
Transcendental big wheel can ya feel it?
I got a chickey face down trippin' so damn hard
His head splits open stuffin' spills out into the car
Cup of dirty water and a lonely bony frog
Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog
Paint a monkey gold and let him loose downtown
Start him with a smile and he come back with a frown
Twig in the wind
I'm thick and I'm thin and all right
I'm happy feeling crappy in your nappy little car
Squozen frozen duplicated drunk in a bar
Tape recorded all distorted genius machine
Spokes model dipped in refried beans
Piggys pay full price to put their necks on the stump
Dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pump
Multi nippled rotating D.J. sap
I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat
Twig in the wind
I'm Thick and I'm thin and all right
Bug City
Well... I... happened... to...
Find me a buggy
Comin' out from under a rock in the grass
He got his bug luggage
No time to talk he's walkin' fast
He's headed for a log where the lady bugs are plentiful
He showed me brochures and I must say it was beautiful
I'm belly down and bendin' back the blades
Bug stopped just long enough for him to say
I'm on my way... to bug citay
I'm on my way... to bug citay
If you want to dance with a buggy
Put all six feet on the ground
A bug will pick up your luggage
And drive you staright into town
When you're safe from the spray and the kitty and the chase
If bugs could make it there they could make it anyplace
Between the sun goin' down and the sun comin' up
Bug city's rockin' yeah that feather pluckin' log is lit up
I'm on my way... to bug citay
And ther're all going to bug city for the night
Bath Of Fire
I let my thirsty boots wander all over
They com home with lies about women
And in the evening toe up to the stars
Sun is comin' up and somethings feelin' funky
Old moldy korn klub stuck in the mud it makes me
Wish for a million dollar view
Spend my last lone quarter on the korn klubs kool aid
There's nothing else I'd rather do
Nothin' like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me
Razor fanged rattlesnake only tryin' to protect itself
I had to haul off and blow its little head away
Sucked out the venom, kept the skin and
Meat found its way onto my plate
There go my boots complainin', tell me it's time to go stompin'
I better listen or they'll kick my ass
Hell is down there yawnin', hopin' I fall head first in it
Nothing like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me
Tiki God
I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divided the sea
Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki God could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little tiki God made sure I lived in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver all night
I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God
Na na na na naa na
Na na na na naa na
When Bobby Brady found the idle in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble an awful comotian
Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the God was, mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes
I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God
Na na na na naa na
Na na na na naa na
Na na na na naa na
Na na na na naa na
So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots
Your head is spinning and you're fading fast
How long do you think this kind of fun can last?
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I Found my idol in a bottle on the ocean
Split the clouds and divide the sea
And shows those evil guys how nasty the Tiki Gods can be
I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God
L.I.P.
Freckles and eyes of brown
I'll take a big patty of cow
Beautiful pearly statue
I couldn't eat meat without you
Little Indian Princess
Took her off the vegetation
Took her by the arm
Selling e-coli burgers
Couldn't do no harm
Little Indian Princess
Took her off the vegetation
Took her by the arm
Selling e-coli burgers
Couldn't do no harm
I'd use any reason
I'd use any trick
Just to spend my loose change
On a fist sized ice cream cone at Dick's
Little indian Princess
Froggie
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Rolling stone magazine... sucked him dry and made him king
Froggie let rip with a big burp
Mick Jagger kissin' froggies' lips... studying films of froggies' hips
His eyes are closed cause he's off in a world of ecstasy
Where froggie folks get the froggie scene
Watch him jump!
The rocker doctor cam downtown to write prescriptions by the pound
And froggie spread it all around
Got 50,000 in his flock
He plays arena animal rock
He can barely stand up straight but somehow he does
Make his way directly to the front of the stage and
Watch him jump!
The show is over... the band is gone... the crowd is gone...
His girlfriend's gone... his make up's all been sweated off...
He's all alone...
He goes to fill that one last prescription...
The one with the deadly description...
He swallows it down
His brain explodes... his eyes implode... his tiny heart goes peuny pop...
His shiny legs refuse to hop... he floats on down...
To a burning place... he looks around... for a friendly face...
The band is there patiently waitin' for froggies' brand new sonic creation
He starts to ribbit... he starts to kick it
Rolling Stone magazine made him cry and missed the king
Froggie let rip with a big burp
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Toob Amplifier
I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold
I got myself a new tube Amplifier
Now I'm gonna' blow a big one
I got myself a little tube amplifier
It's large and lovely and it smells
Just like a dream
I got myself a tube Amplifier
Now I'm gonna' blow a big one
I got myself a brand new big bertha driver
Gonna take it to the range
I got myself a new big bertha driver
Now I'm gonna hit a big one
I got myself a brand new symbol supplier
They're usually good they're Sabian
I got myself a new symbol supplier
Now I'm gonna crash
Now I'm gonna hit
Now I'm gonna blow a big one
Supermodel
Love child of Genghis Kahn
And a beautiful busty Amazon
On the Death Star with her God Father
Darth Vader... and 9 months later
But that's impossible,
She's super colossal
She'll make a fascinating fossil
Supermodel... oh yeah...
Supermodel... not just a regular girl
She made of metal and million miles high
Hair-do scrapin' the sky
Made it with the terminator
Schwarzennegger... and 9 months later
But that's impossible
Yeah, she's super super colossal
She'll make a fascinating fossil
Supermodel... oh yeah...
Supermodel... not just a regular girl
Puffy Little Shoes
Little puffy cloud with a tongue
Floatin' over acheese puff ruga lug
If I had a choice between the two
I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes
Little skinny chicken on my plate
Big skinny skinhead he's up to here with hate
If I had a choice between the two
I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes
Take a ride inside my eye
And this is what you will likely find
Big hammer mud ball breakin' my bones
Soft shoulder salmander up close and alone
If I had a choice between the two
I'd absoloutely have to choose the one with the shoes
Little monkey clawin' my face
People pack in to the ROCK AND ROLL PLACE!
If I had a choice between the two
I'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos... my puffy little shoes
Ladies And Gentlemen Part II
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, hope you've enjoyed the show
Good bye ladies and gentlemen, it's time to go
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, that's all the songs we know
Good bye ladies and gentlemen, SO LETS GO! LETS GO!
Basketball Dream
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