- 1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
-
- 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
-
- 3. Don't make us guess.
-
- 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
-
- 5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
-
- 6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."
-
- 7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
-
- 8. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
-
- 9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
-
- 10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
-
- 11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
-
- 12. You have enough clothes.
-
- 13. You have too many shoes.
-
- 14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us
to like it.
-
- 15. Your brother is an idiot.
-
- 16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
-
- 17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries.
-
- 18. Share the bathroom.
-
- 19. Share the closet.
-
- 20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
-
- 21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
-
- 22. Nothing says 'I love you' like a quickie in the morning.
-
- 23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
-
- 24. Check your oil.
-
- 25. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
|
