- 1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
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- 2. Do you want to see something swell?
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- 3. Drop 'em!
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- 4. What do you like for breakfast?
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- 5. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
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- 6. Say, did we go to different schools together?
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- 7. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about
the first thing that pops up?
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- 8. Wear a button that says "Smile if you want to sleep with
me."
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- 9. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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- 10. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
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- 11. I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without
mutual consent; and bye the way, you have my consent.
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- 12. I sure you didn't mean to turn me on with your big ass, but
it's too late now.
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- 13. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden
hose?
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- 14. Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
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- 15. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets
there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
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- 16. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? she says HEY! What's
wrong, don't you like pizza?
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- 17. A women asks: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You
reply: "Do you have the energy?"
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- 18. Bond. James Bond.
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- 19. Hi I'm take a survey, do you spit or swallow?
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- 20. You look like the type of girl that has heard ever line in the
book. So what's one more?
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- 21. Your place or mine?
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- 22. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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- 23. Your face or MINE?
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- 24. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against
me?
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- 25. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
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- 26. I think I'm falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck.
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- 27. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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- 28. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much
your weight.
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- 29. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
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- 30. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
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- 31. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something
else.
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- 32. I would kill or die to make love to you.
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- 33. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
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- 34. HI! Can I buy you a car?
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- 35. NOW, BITCH!
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- 36. Fancy a fuck?
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- 37. My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
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- 38. Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
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- 39. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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- 40. I hope the word of the day is sex, because I would sure like
to share it with you.
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- 41. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
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- 42. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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- 43. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from
the sky and put them in your eyes.
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- 44. Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if
you were really made in heaven."
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- 45. I know who you are now , you sure look a lot different with
your clothes on?
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- 46. I haven't seen you in while, you sure look a lot different without
my dick in your mouth.
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- 47. Go up to a girl and start sniffing her body from head to toe
and then look at her and say, "Gee I didn't know that they've started
using vinegar in douches again."
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- 48. If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it
against me?
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- 49. You know what I like about you? My arms.
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- 50. I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... On
a Wednesday.
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- 51. "Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?"
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- 52. Do you sleep on your stomach? Would you mind if I did?
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- 53. Hi, my name is "your name here". That's so you know
what to scream.
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- 54. What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.
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- 55. Wanna go halves on a bastard?
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- 56. Man to woman - Are you tired? Woman answers. Man to woman -
You should be. You've been running through my dreams all night.
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- 57. You "Excuse me, but would you like a seat?" If she
answers yes, reply: "Here, let me clean it off for you..." Then
look upward and brush your face off, and say "..there, all clean"
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- 58. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and
"I" together.
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- 59. Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute, I want to remember
your face for my dreams.
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- 60. Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk
by again?
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- 61. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can easily see myself
in your pants.
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- 62. Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?
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- 63. Your parents must be bakers because they sure put out a great
set of buns!
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- 64. Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mother
as soon as I fell in love.
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- 65. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow
yours?
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- 66. Do I make you horny baby? (Austin Powers)
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- 67. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were that
shirt I would be comming on you too.
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- 68. Pez?
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- 69. I heard milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink
gallons at a time!
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- 70. Excuse me, but could you give me directions? To where? Your
heart...
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- 71. Excuse me, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
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- 72. The voices in my head say you should go out with me....
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- 73. Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you.
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- 74. I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do
with the rest of my body.
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- 75. Person A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? person B: No Person
A: Well then, please start.
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- 76. If I follow you home, will you keep me?
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- 77. Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes?
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- 78. Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?
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- 79. Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then
rub it on yours. Just a light touch will do. "So, what do you say
we get out of these wet clothes..."
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- 80. (hold up first two fingers on one hand) Know why you should
use these two fingers to masturbate? No, why? Because they're mine.
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- 81. A:*walks up to B and gently pulls up their collar and looks
at the tag in their shirt* *a hmph and a long pause* *then A walks away*
B: What the hell? What was that? etc... A: Oh... I was just checking to
see if it said "One size fits all angels."
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- 82. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up
for the night?
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- 83. A: Did it hurt? B: What?!?!?!?!? A: When you fell from heaven!
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- 84. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we
did anyway!
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- 85. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
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- 86. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go to my place
and spread the word.
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