- There once was a Bobbitt named John, who thought he was quite the
Don Juan
- His wife disagreed, So the next time he wee'd
- John couldn't locate his wand.
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- Lorena wished John could be nicer, but he wasn't much of a de-icer
- If she finds a new spouse, let us hope he's no louse
- Or we might have our first serial slicer.
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- A surgeon was filled with great tension, trying to sew on a thing
we can't mention
- He stitched and he sewed, used all the skills that he knowed
- But the wee thing won't stand at attention.
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- John Bobbitt was never a loner, in fact, he was known as a roamer
- His wife seized his prize, and cut him to size
- Now he's his own organ donor.
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- There once was a crime most venal, one might say 'twas inches from
renal
- It wasn't for sport, that she made him so short
- Her intentions were nothing but penal.
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- The Bobbitt case sure is a dilly, though it sounds a little bit
silly
- He said she's the hacker, who lopped off his whacker
- She said she was trying to "free willy".
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