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A GUIDE TO CALORIE BURNING
Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.
 
Beating around the bush = 75
Jumping to conclusions = 100
Climbing the walls = 150
Swallowing your pride = 50
Passing the buck = 25
Throwing your weight around
(depending on your weight) = 50-300
Dragging your heels = 100
Pushing your luck = 250
Making mountains out of molehills = 500
Hitting the nail on the head = 50
Wading through paperwork = 300
Bending over backwards = 75
Jumping on the bandwagon = 200
Balancing the books = 25
Running around in circles = 350
Eating crow = 225
Tooting your own horn = 25
Climbing the ladder of success = 750
Pulling out all the stops = 75
Adding fuel to the fire = 160
Wrapping it up at the day's end = 12
 
To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:
 
Opening a can of worms = 50
Putting your foot in your mouth = 300
Starting the ball rolling = 90
Going over the edge = 25
Picking up the pieces after = 350

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  • Created, edited or updated on: 05.23.99
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  • $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 8 (burn baby burn, burn)
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