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A CHINESE LESSON
Ai Bang Mai Ne. (I bumped into the coffee table)
 
Ar U Wun Tu. (A gay liberation greeting)
 
Chin Tu Fat. (You need a face lift)
 
Dum Gai. (A stupid person)
 
Gun Pao Der. (An ancient Chinese invention)
 
Hu Flung Dung. (Which one of you fertilized the field)
 
Hu Yu Hai Ding. (We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive)
 
Jan Ne Ka Sun. (A former late night talk show host)
 
Kum Hia. (Approach me)
 
Lao Zi. (Not very good)
 
Lao Ze Sho. (Gilligan's Island)
 
Lin Ching. (An illegal execution)
 
Moon Lan Ding. (A great achievement of the American space program)
 
Ne Ahn. (A lighting fixture used in advertising signs)
 
Shai Gai. (A bashful person)
 
Tai Ne Bae Be. (A premature infant)
 
Tai Ne Po Ne. (A small horse)
 
Ten Ding Ba. (Serving drinks to people)
 
Wan Bum Lung. (A person with T.B.)
 
Yu Mai Te Tan. (Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you)
 
Wa Shing Kah. (Cleaning an automobile)
 
Wai So Dim. (Are you trying to save electricity)
 
Wai U Shao Ting. (There is no reason to raise your voice)

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  • $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 7 (try these on the Asian people that live in your building, they really work)
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