| THE WISDOM OF THE GREAT CONFUCIUS |
- Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
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- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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- Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
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- It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park
meat in girl.
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- Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
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- Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
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- Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
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- Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
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- Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
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- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
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- Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
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- Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
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- Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
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- Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.
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- Created, edited or updated on: 05.10.99
- Copyright information: Copyright holder not
known
- $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 8
(wise words, well spoken)
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