| TOP 10 PICK UP LINES USED BY ELVES |
- 10. "I'm down here"
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- 9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm
a sissy"
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- 8. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
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- 7. "I can get you off the naughty list"
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- 6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working
on toys"
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- 5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your shirt."
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- 4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those
dorks over at Keebler"
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- 3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild
man"
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- 2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
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- 1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"
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| Notes on the material appearing on this page: |
- Created, edited or updated on: 06.12.99
- Copyright information: Copyright holder not
known
- $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 8
(short people like Little Bitty can use some of these too)
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