| BAD ENGINEERING STUDENT PICK UP LINES |
- 1. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home
page.
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- 2. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
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- 3. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity
and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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- 4. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always
increasing.
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- 5. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
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- 6. Wanna come back to my room and see my 250mhz Pentium?
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- 7. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent
bond?
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- 8. Me and you would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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- 9. You're sweeter than glucose.
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- 10. We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
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- 11. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between
me and you?
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- 12. Wanna see the programs in my TI-91?
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- 13. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
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- 14. Isn't your e-mail address beautifulwoman@mydreams.com
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- 15. You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
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- 16. I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through
Netscape.
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- Created, edited or updated on: 05.16.99
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- $idekick's laugh-o-meter rating: 5
(nerds)
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